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Marge: And here's a marble for Lisa for cleaning her room, and a marble for Bart for not trashing Lisa's room. The jars are full, so you've earned your Saturday Surprise Dad Day!

Lisa and Bart: Yay!

Homer: This Saturday, from the dad who brought you cemetery paintball and go-karts on real roads, comes the greatest activity yet...

Marge: [after taking the kids to the Cross Games] I'm sorry gang. I blew it.

Bart: [groans] I hate when grown ups call kids "Gang"!

Lisa: Don't worry about it mom. Dad will take us on a great outing next weekend.

[Marge groans and the car engine breaks]

Marge: Why do old squirrels always crawl into my engine to die? [Groans] I guess we'll be making an unscheduled pit stop, gang.

Bart: We're not a gang! Gangs are cool!

Gordon Ramsay: Stop your bloody whinging, Marge.

Marge: Aah! Gordon Ramsay!

Gordon Ramsay: You ---- it up, big blue, didn't you? Why did you invite Homer? He stole your bloody thunder. You're not as ---- fun as him, and you never will be.

Marge: (crying)

Gordon Ramsay: Darling, Darling, crying's not fun. Homer's Fun. Now, get out of my dream.

Marge: It's my dream.

Gordon Ramsay: Not anymore it's not. Ramsay, awake!

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The Falcon and the D'ohman • Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts • Treehouse of Horror XXII • Replaceable You • The Food Wife • The Book Job • The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants • The Ten-Per-Cent Solution • Holidays of Future Passed • Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson • The D'oh-cial Network • Moe Goes from Rags to Riches • The Daughter Also Rises • At Long Last Leave • Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart • How I Wet Your Mother • Them, Robot • Beware My Cheating Bart • A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again • The Spy Who Learned Me • Ned 'N Edna's Blend • Lisa Goes Gaga

@@ Line 15: / Line 15: @@
 :'''[[Gordon Ramsay (character)|Gordon Ramsay]]''': Stop your bloody whinging, Marge.
 :'''Marge''': Aah! Gordon Ramsay!
-:'''[[Gordon Ramsay (character)|Gordon Ramsay]]''': You (bleep) it up, big blue, didn't you? Why did you invite Homer? He stole your bloody thunder. You're not as (bleep) fun as him, and you never will be.
+:'''[[Gordon Ramsay (character)|Gordon Ramsay]]''': You ---- it up, big blue, didn't you? Why did you invite Homer? He stole your bloody thunder. You're not as ---- fun as him, and you never will be.
 :'''Marge''': (crying)
 :'''[[Gordon Ramsay (character)|Gordon Ramsay]]''': Darling, Darling, crying's not fun. Homer's Fun. Now, get out of my dream.