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Homer: Children we have some very sad news for you. I think you had better sit down. Sit down! (The Children sat down)
Marge: Children, your elderly Uncle Hubert has passed away.
Homer: Any Questions?
Lisa: Yeah, what does passed away mean?
Bart: ( Fakes his throat slit) You know, kick the bucket, pull thecrump change, that be with old Mr. Grim, the Columbian mammoth..
Homer: Bart!
Bart: The Dude died.
Funeral Owner: Whould the Family Care to view the loved one this time?
Bart: Oh boy, I never seen a dead body before, his skin will be all green and clamy and stuff it will be just like a zombie movie only real.
Lisa: Ewwww! ( Mom, Dad, Lisa and Maggie looked at the body, Bart turned green and Faints at the sight of the dead body, some members of the family walked up a hill and carring his coffin).
Bart: Oh man this is so slow.
Bart: Steady boys, easy there, WHOA! little to the left ( Homer Covers his Mouth).
Homer: (Growls, Mumbles).
Marge: You Children were very very naughty today
The Children: (Made sad faces)
Marge: Your Father and I are quite disappointed in the three of you.
Homer: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE FINAL FUNERAL WE EVER TAKE YOU KIDS TO!!!
The Children: Lisa(Groan in Disappointment) Bart: AWW COME ON MAN!!!