The Gay Song
The Gay Song is a song mainly sung by Homer in the "There's No Business Like Moe Business" segment of "Treehouse of Horror XX". The music was written by Alf Clausen and voice actor Dan Castellaneta provided the lyrics.


While turning gay the other day,
A thought occurred to me.
I'd like to try most every guy
From here to "Timbuk-tee".
Oh, there's so many men around the world
Of every shape and size.
I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks
And teriyaki thighs.
I want to French-kiss a Frenchman
And spoon an English duke.
'Cause frankly, dear
To not be queer
Just makes me want to puke.
So find yourself a man
Who'll want you in the sack.
I recommend our dear old friend...
Bartender Moe Szyslak!
Letters don't lie!
So, whadaya think, Marge? Will you give Moe a throw?
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