The Bonfire of the Manatees
The Girl Who Slept Too Little
Milhouse of Sand and Fog
Ned Flanders: [awakened by stamp museum construction] It's seven am! What are they cock-a-doodley-doing?!

(Homer tries to come up with a chant)
Homer: 2, 4, 6, 8! I hate stamps, they aren't great!
(The crowd stares at him)
Homer: Okay, how 'bout this? 7, 4, 3, 1... oh, wait, that's my PIN number! Everyone forget that!
(Everyone writes it down)

[Walking through the cemetery, Lisa tries to talk herself out of being scared]
Lisa: If Scooby-Doo has taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear are crooked real estate developers.

Female speaker: Tell us, Mr. Berkhart. What led you to the magical world of children's books?
Milton Burkhart: I wanted to be a children's book illustrator ever since Playboy wouldn't accept my cartoons, because they were too filthy.
(The audience is silent)

Marge: This is a little too spooky for me. I don't even like watching the Count on 'Sesame Street'.
The Count: (On TV) One coconut......two coconuts.....three coconuts! Ah-ah-ah!
Marge: Go back to your own country!

(Homer and Marge are beside Lisa, who is unconscious in the graveyard)
Homer: Lisa, honey. Please, wake up! If you do, I'll get you a new pony! (Lisa immediately wakes up)
Lisa: New pony?
Homer: Eh, This is still part of your dream! you're awake!

Groundskeeper Willie: All I see is an empty grave, why dont ya fill it ya lazy bastard!

Season 16 Season 17 Quotes Season 18
The Bonfire of the ManateesThe Girl Who Slept Too LittleMilhouse of Sand and FogTreehouse of Horror XVIMarge's Son PoisoningSee Homer RunThe Last of the Red Hat MamasThe Italian BobSimpsons Christmas StoriesHomer's Paternity CootWe're on the Road to D'oh-whereMy Fair LaddyThe Seemingly Never-Ending StoryBart Has Two MommiesHomer Simpson, This is Your WifeMillion-Dollar AbieKiss Kiss Bang BangaloreThe Wettest Stories Ever ToldGirls Just Want to Have SumsRegarding MargieThe Monkey SuitMarge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
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