The Girl Who Slept Too Little/Quotes

Episode	References	Gags	Appearances	Gallery	Quotes	Credits

◄ The Bonfire of the Manatees

The Girl Who Slept Too Little

Milhouse of Sand and Fog ►

Ned Flanders: [awakened by stamp museum construction] It's seven am! What are they cock-a-doodley-doing?!

---

(Homer tries to come up with a chant)

Homer: 2, 4, 6, 8! I hate stamps, they aren't great!

(The crowd stares at him)

Homer: Okay, how 'bout this? 7, 4, 3, 1... oh, wait, that's my PIN number! Everyone forget that!

(Everyone writes it down)

---

[Walking through the cemetery, Lisa tries to talk herself out of being scared]

Lisa: If Scooby-Doo has taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear are crooked real estate developers.

---

Female speaker: Tell us, Mr. Berkhart. What led you to the magical world of children's books?

Milton Burkhart: I wanted to be a children's book illustrator ever since Playboy wouldn't accept my cartoons, because they were too filthy.

(The audience is silent)

---

Marge: This is a little too spooky for me. I don't even like watching the Count on 'Sesame Street'.

The Count: (On TV) One coconut......two coconuts.....three coconuts! Ah-ah-ah!

Marge: Go back to your own country!

---

(Homer and Marge are beside Lisa, who is unconscious in the graveyard)

Homer: Lisa, honey. Please, wake up! If you do, I'll get you a new pony! (Lisa immediately wakes up)

Lisa: New pony?

Homer: Eh, This is still part of your dream! Dreaming...dreaming...now you're awake!

---

Groundskeeper Willie: All I see is an empty grave, why dont ya fill it ya lazy bastard!