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- Mr. Monroe: It's such a shame that we'll never ever meet them.
- Lisa: How come?
- Sam: We're going to be moving soon.
- Mr. Monroe: My research grant came through.
- Cheryl: Sam's father studies the harmful effects of family relocation on children.
- Mr. Monroe: Takes me all over the world!
- Lisa: So I guess you'll never meet my parents.
- Mr. Monroe: So we'll only know them through what you say right now. Right... now.
- Lisa: Well, my father works with his hands... [Her thought bubble appears with Homer strangling Bart.] he's a sculptor! [Her thought changes into Homer working on his sculpture piece.]
- Mr. Monroe: And your mother?
- Lisa: Mother is a chemist. [Inside her thought bubble, Marge pours detergent into the back and scrubs jam off Homer's shirt.] And I have a sister, too! [Her thought changes into Maggie.]
- Maggie: (sucking her pacifier)
- Lisa: [Her thought is Maggie as a professor.] She's a professor of non-linguistic communication.
- Maggie: (sucking her pacifier again)
- Lisa: [Her thought changes from Maggie as a professor back to on a high chair as a baby.] Has a high chair.
- Cheryl: Fascinating! Do you have any brothers?
- Lisa: [Her thought bubble appears with Bart.] Nope. [Her thought bubble disappears as Bart glares. He was like "Hey!"]
- Ralph: I have five face holes!
- Homer: Lisa, I understand that this family isn't perfect. Your mom has her flaws, but there are a lot of people who really like her.
- Lisa: Mom's not the problem.
- Homer: (gasps) So, it's Maggie. I know she can't speak. She's just a little SLO.
- Marge: It's all of us, Homer! She's embarrassed by all of us!
- Lisa: No, not at all!
- Marge: You said I was a chemist. I'm not a chemist!
- Lisa: But you are a chemist, in a way that you deal with the household spills and the way that...
- Marge: Oh, spare me.
- Bart: And just what did you say I was?!
- Lisa: I said you never existed.
- Bart: That's the life for me!
- Marge: I'm not a chemist! I never even finished college! I'm just someone who devotes every day to making your life a little better!
- Homer: (whispering) Ask her if we can have pizza tonight.
- Marge: You can have pizza, but your father gets vegetables.
- Homer: D'oh!