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ā—„ Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe
The Good, the Sad and the Drugly
Father Knows Worst ā–ŗ
Jenny: Are you saying our entire relationship is based on lies?
Bart: Not our entire relationship. Just the stuff I said

Marge: Oh, Bart. I don't care that this is just an act. You've finally become the boy every mother dreams of: a girl!

Bart: (crying) I can't believe Jenny dumped me.
Homer: Aw, son. Girls come and go, but you'll always have your family.
Bart: Ahhhh! (resumes sobbing loudly)
Homer: (starts crying) I know! I know! (sobs loudly)

Ned Flanders: Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?
Reverend Lovejoy: Is that really devil's food?
Ned Flanders: No, it's angel's food with chocolate on top.
Reverend Lovejoy: Mmm-hmmm, I thought so.

Homer: Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays!

(Lisa is in her room smiling and seeing smiles everywhere. Maggie holds a fan in front of her, but Lisa sees just one big smile.)
Lisa: If you don't stop smiling, you're gonna get a kiss!
(Lisa gets close to the fan to kiss it, but it is disconnected by Marge.)


ā—„ Season 19 Season 20 Quotes Season 21 ā–ŗ
Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes ā€¢ Lost Verizon ā€¢ Double, Double, Boy in Trouble ā€¢ Treehouse of Horror XIX ā€¢ Dangerous Curves ā€¢ Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words ā€¢ Mypods and Boomsticks ā€¢ The Burns and the Bees ā€¢ Lisa the Drama Queen ā€¢ Take My Life, Please ā€¢ How the Test Was Won ā€¢ No Loan Again, Naturally ā€¢ Gone Maggie Gone ā€¢ In the Name of the Grandfather ā€¢ Wedding for Disaster ā€¢ Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe ā€¢ The Good, the Sad and the Drugly ā€¢ Father Knows Worst ā€¢ Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh ā€¢ Four Great Women and a Manicure ā€¢ Coming to Homerica
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