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- Jenny: Are you saying our entire relationship is based on lies?
- Bart: Not our entire relationship. Just the stuff I said.
- Marge: Oh, Bart. I don't care that this is just an act. You've finally become the boy every mother dreams of: a girl!
- Bart: (crying) I can't believe Jenny dumped me.
- Homer: Aw, son. Girls come and go, but you'll always have your family.
- Bart: Ahhhh! (resumes sobbing loudly)
- Homer: (starts crying) I know! I know! (sobs loudly)
- Ned Flanders: Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?
- Reverend Lovejoy: Is that really devil's food?
- Ned Flanders: No, it's angel's food with chocolate on top.
- Reverend Lovejoy: Mmm-hmmm, I thought so.
- Homer: Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays!
- (Lisa is in her room smiling and seeing smiles everywhere. Maggie holds a fan in front of her, but Lisa sees just one big smile.)
- Lisa: If you don't stop smiling, you're gonna get a kiss!
- (Lisa gets close to the fan to kiss it, but it is disconnected by Marge.)
- Superintendant Chalmers: Skinner!
- Principal Skinner: Shh. Don't tell him I'm here.
- Superintendant Chalmers: I know you're there, Skinner. I recognized those discolored hush puppies anywhere.
- Principal Skinner: (Chuckles) You hear that? He thinks my mutts are genuine hush puppies.
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Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes ā¢ Lost Verizon ā¢ Double, Double, Boy in Trouble ā¢ Treehouse of Horror XIX ā¢ Dangerous Curves ā¢ Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words ā¢ Mypods and Boomsticks ā¢ The Burns and the Bees ā¢ Lisa the Drama Queen ā¢ Take My Life, Please ā¢ How the Test Was Won ā¢ No Loan Again, Naturally ā¢ Gone Maggie Gone ā¢ In the Name of the Grandfather ā¢ Wedding for Disaster ā¢ Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe ā¢ The Good, the Sad and the Drugly ā¢ Father Knows Worst ā¢ Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh ā¢ Four Great Women and a Manicure ā¢ Coming to Homerica |