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Jenny: Are you saying our entire relationship is based on lies?
Bart: Not our entire relationship. Just the stuff I said

Marge: Oh, Bart. I don't care that this is just an act. You've finally become the boy every mother dreams of: a girl!

Bart: (crying) I can't believe Jenny dumped me.
Homer: Aw, son. Girls come and go, but you'll always have your family.
Bart: Ahhhh! (resumes sobbing loudly)
Homer: (starts crying) I know! I know! (sobs loudly)

Ned Flanders: Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?
Reverend Lovejoy: Is that really devil's food?
Ned Flanders: No, it's angel's food with chocolate on top.
Reverend Lovejoy: Mmm-hmmm, I thought so.

Homer: Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays!

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