
The House Next Door to Flanders is a song sung by Hettie at a rehab clinic in the ending of Gal of Constant Sorrow. It is a parody of the folk song "Big Rock Candy Mountain".
Lyrics[]
- In the house next door to Flanders
- There's a devil boy named Bart
- Fatso's lost his catso
- And the girl has a great big heart
- The curtains all have corncobs
- There's a sailboat on the wall.
- There's Selma and a Patty,
- and a grampa who is batty,
- Apu and his Squishee,
- the three-eyed fishie,
- And they ain't aware
- that I took the silverware
- from the house next door to Flanders!
- In the house next door to Flanders
- Mom's hairdo scrapes the sky
- The baby don't say nothin'
- And no one wonders why!