Lisa: Watch yourself, Dad. You're the highly suggestible type.
Homer: Yes, I am the highly suggestible type.
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
Homer: Outta my way, jerkass!
Homer: Wait! I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that Internal Affairs was setting them up?
Male Movementarian (Glen): What are you talking about!? There's nothing like that in there.
Homer: You see, when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.
Female Movementarian (Jane): But our point is very simple. You see, when...
Homer: (pointing outside) Oh, look! A bird! (Homer leaves the room chasing the bird)
Reverend Lovejoy: This so-called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's prayer forty times, but first let's pass the collection plate.
Kent Brockman: Springfield has been overrun by a strange and almost certainly evil sect calling themselves the Movementarians. In exchange for your home and all your money, the Leader of this way-out and wrong religion claims he'll take believers away on his spaceship to the planet Blisstonia. Excuse my editorial laugh. (laughs) But- (a hand gives a piece of paper to Kent) Ladies and gentlemen, I've just learned of a change in this statiors management. Welcome, Movementarians. Continue to improve our lives. I love you, perfect Leader, and new C.E.O. of KBBL Broadcasting.
Glen: Attention everyone. Let's all give thanks to The Leader for this glorious day!
Glen and Jane: (chanting in unsion) The Leader is good. The Leader is great. We surrender our will as of this date!
Everyone: (chanting, except Homer) The Leader is good. The Leader is great. We surrender our will as of this date!
Jane: It's no use. He's obviously the most powerful mind we've ever dealt with!
Glen: Or... (chanting to the rhythm of Batman's Theme Song; to Jane) Na na na na na na na na Leader! (to the table) Na na na na na na na na Leader!
Everyone: (chanting, except Homer) Na na na na na na na na Leader! Na na na na na na na na Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader!
Homer: (with final "Leader" chant in above chant) Batman! I mean, Leader! I love the Leader!