Bart Carny
The Joy of Sect
Das Bus
Lisa: Watch yourself, Dad. You're the highly suggestible type.
Homer: Yes, I am the highly suggestible type.

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Homer: Outta my way, jerkass!

Homer: Wait! I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that Internal Affairs was setting them up?
Male Movementarian (Glen): What are you talking about!? There's nothing like that in there.
Homer: You see, when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.
Female Movementarian (Jane): But our point is very simple. You see, when...
Homer: (pointing outside) Oh, look! A bird! (Homer leaves the room chasing the bird)

Reverend Lovejoy: This so-called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's prayer forty times, but first let's pass the collection plate.

Kent Brockman: Springfield has been overrun by a strange and almost certainly evil sect calling themselves the Movementarians. In exchange for your home and all your money, the Leader of this way-out and wrong religion claims he'll take believers away on his spaceship to the planet Blisstonia. Excuse my editorial laugh. (laughs) But- (a hand gives a piece of paper to Kent) Ladies and gentlemen, I've just learned of a change in this statiors management. Welcome, Movementarians. Continue to improve our lives. I love you, perfect Leader, and new C.E.O. of KBBL Broadcasting.

Glen: Attention everyone. Let's all give thanks to The Leader for this glorious day!
Glen and Jane: (chanting in unsion) The Leader is good. The Leader is great. We surrender our will as of this date!
Everyone: (chanting, except Homer) The Leader is good. The Leader is great. We surrender our will as of this date!
Jane: It's no use. He's obviously the most powerful mind we've ever dealt with!
Glen: Or... (chanting to the rhythm of Batman's Theme Song; to Jane) Na na na na na na na na Leader! (to the table) Na na na na na na na na Leader!
Everyone: (chanting, except Homer) Na na na na na na na na Leader! Na na na na na na na na Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader!
Homer: (with final "Leader" chant in above chant) Batman! I mean, Leader! I love the Leader!

Mr. Burns: You see me as a god, right, Smithers?
Smithers: Absolutely, sir.
Mr. Burns: You'd kneel before me.
Smithers: Boy, would I!

Marge: (To Homer) You what?
Homer: Come again, Marge?
Marge: You what?
Homer: I've joined the Movementarians. And so have all of you.
Marge: We what?
Homer: All I had to give them was our life savings, the deed to the house and a commitment of ten trillion years of labor.
Marge: I can't go along with this, Homer.
Homer: Marge, when I join an underground cult, I expect a little support from my family.
Lisa: Dad, do you think you might have been brainwashed?
Homer: I have not been brainwashed. (In a lower tone, scaring Lisa) Kill the girl, kill the girl.

Bart: Church, cult, cult, church. So we'll get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our everyday lives?

Marge: (to Homer) When we got married, you promised me my harvesting days were over.

Mrs. Krabappel: And who can tell me where thunder and lightning come from? Yes, Bart!?
Bart: The Leader, ma'am.
Mrs. Krabappel: Very good, Bart! And who invented Morse code?
Bart: Oh... I should know this one! Th... The Leader!?
Mrs. Krabappel: Ah! Correct again.
Lisa: (yelling) He's wrong! You're wrong!! The whole damn system is wrong!! (She screams and kicks the table)
Mrs. Krabappel: What's the matter Lisa? You used to be such a good student. Don't you want to please your teachers and get good grades?
Lisa: (sighs) Grades!?

Homer: These lima beans are even better than the ones we had for breakfast and lunch! Oh! A lima bean that looks just like the Leader! I'll put it with the others!

Homer: Marge? You're the Leader? You don't look anything like the beans!

Kent Brockman: Attention, all citizens. Even though the Leader himself is completely nonviolent, he urges you to be as violent as you like in capturing the Simpsons.

(As Reverend Lovejoy tries to knock Homer out with a baseball bat)
Willie: Give me that, you noodle-armed choir boy! (hits Homer, but it still doesn't knock him out)
Reverend Lovejoy: Well, that didn't do it, Mr. Kilt.

Willie: What's so all-fire great about your fancy-pants Leader?
Homer: The Leader sees all and knows all.
Willie: Ooh, that is impressive!
Homer: And he's going to take us to a wonderful new planet.
Willie: Oh, this Leader... He sounds like a grand fellow!
Marge: Willie, I'm not sure we're making any headway here.
Willie: Would you shut up, woman? He's talking about my Leader!

Lisa: It's great that we can all think for ourselves again.
TV Announcer: You are watching FOX.
Family: (Robotically in unison) We are watching FOX.

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