(Pictures Barney morphing into Mindy, then imagines her blowing him a kiss)
Lisa: Dad, look! I made fish sticks. They're burned on the outside, but they're frozen on the inside, so it balances out.
Kent Brockman: Tonight, Eye on Springfield takes a look at the secret affairs of Kennedy, Eisenhower, Bush, and Clinton. Did fooling around on their wives make them great? We'll find out next when we play "Hail to the Cheat".
Homer: (after hallucinating) What the hell was that? I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.
Lenny: Homer, what's with you? You're talking during a coffee break.
Carl: Yeah. Usually you just take the box of doughnuts into the bathroom.
Homer has written a note on his hand for Mndy, but his sweat has made it ilegible. He tries to read it to Mindy anyway.
Homer: Mu- Murphy, you's... You are a elf... Uncontrollably, I think...
(Homer tries to talk to Moe about Mindy without indicating he's referring to himself)
Homer: Moe I got this friend, Joey.....Joe Joe... Junior... Shabadoo?
Mindy: I guess we'll be going down together- I mean, getting off toge- I mean-
Homer: That's okay. I'll just push the button for the stimulator- I mean, elevator.
Homer: What am I going to do?
Barney: Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common.
Homer: Barney, that is so insightful. How did you come up with that?
Barney: It was on one of these bar napkins.
(Barney holds up a napkin with precisely the words which he had spoken)
(An alarm labelled 'Room Service Alert' starts blaring)
Smithers: Someone is charging room service to the company, sir!
Mr. Burns: Well, we'll just see about that! (he pulls the cover off a cage of winged monkeys) Fly, my pretties! Fly! (The monkeys leap from the cage and out the window, abruptly plummeting to their deaths. Burns angrily grumbles and turns to Smithers) Continue the research.
Homer: I love my wife and family! All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort. That's it!