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The Bart Wants What It Wants
The Lastest Gun in the West
The Old Man and the Key
Bart: Mom, a dog ate my clothes!
Marge: Nice try, but you're still going to Riverdance!

Lisa: I'm Annie Oakley!
Nelson: I'm Kevin Costner in one of his western roles!
Ralph: I'm a gulch!

Bart: Buck McCoy helped me.
Grandpa: Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
Lisa: I met one of my heroes today, she started the.
Grandpa: Buuuuuck McCoy! I still carry this. Junior Buckaroo, second class. Little Grampa Simpson.

Homer: Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.
Lisa: Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
Homer: Oh, right.

Lisa: You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pinecone!

Marge: (furious) Take him outside.
Grandpa: I love you, Buuuuuuuuuuck!

Bart: (cramming a book down the vicious dog's throat) Eat my short stories!

Homer: (Screaming in the phone) Get me Buck McCoy!
Lisa: Dad! I'm on the line.

(After the music credits end, the Gracie Films logo appears)
Gracie Films Logo: Shh!
Grandpa: I love you, Buuuuuuuuuuck!

Milhouse: Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?
Ralph: I will.
Milhouse: Great! Finally I'll be the dominant one!
Ralph: Be quiet.
Milhouse: Yes sir.

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