The Man Who Grew Too Much
The Winter of His Content
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Simpsons Family: AH! Sideshow Bob!
Sideshow Bob: Doctor Sideshow Bob.
Homer: Real doctor or Ph.D?
Sideshow Bob: (scornfully with arms crossed) Ph.D...

Ned Flanders: I told you, the only dancing I like is square.
Edna Krabappel: Hey, I let you pay for those boys' skipping lessons.
Ned Flanders: Okay.
(Ned and Edna dance)
Edna Krabappel: Ooh! Ned! Ha!
(Ned then wakes up after daydreaming)
Ned Flanders: (Looks at the picture of Edna) Sure do miss that laugh.
Nelson: Ha, ha! I miss her, too.

(Bob takes a Spear from a Homo Erectus statue. Bart appears with his slingshot)
Bart: Jigs up Bob! Return the spear to the Homo Erectus! (Starts laughing) Homo Erectus! Where has that word been all my life?
Sideshow Bob: Now, Bart, I promised I wouldn't hurt you.
Bart: (to Lisa) You did that for me?
Lisa: More for mom, but yes.

Sideshow Bob: I have DNA in me from Ophiocordyceps unilateralis, better known as Zombie Ant Fungus!! (Bart and Lisa stare at each other)
Bart: And we're scared of that because...
Sideshow Bob: What I am saying is I could be tipped into a murderous rage by the slightest provocation!
Woman: Can you take a picture of me with my family? (gives Bob a cellphone)
Sideshow Bob: Mm-Hmm (takes a picture)
Woman: Oh, can you take another for safety? (takes another picture) Oh, I think my eyes were shut in that one! (Bob grumbles and takes another picture) Now can you take one with my husband's camera?
Sideshow Bob: (screaming) They're all ugly because you're in them!!! (Bart, Lisa and the family runs to escape from Bob's rage)

Marge: (To the teen-abstinance group) If you defeat this madman, I'll release you from your pledge and teach you other fun ways not to get pregnant.
Shauna: I think I might be pregnant already.
Marge: Well, that's one of them.

Season 24 Season 25 Quotes Season 26
HomerlandTreehouse of Horror XXIVFour Regrettings and a FuneralYoloLabor PainsThe Kid is All RightYellow SubterfugeWhite Christmas BluesSteal This EpisodeMarried to the BlobSpecs and the CityDiggsThe Man Who Grew Too MuchThe Winter of His ContentThe War of ArtYou Don't Have to Live Like a RefereeLuca$Days of Future FutureWhat to Expect When Bart's ExpectingBrick Like MePay PalThe Yellow Badge of Cowardge
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