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Mother and Child Reunion
The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.
The Last Barfighter

Homer: What if Grampa's not the man I think he is? What if his name isn't Grampa at all?

Groundskeeper Willie: Hey, why is that woman talkin' like a bloody Englishman?
Terrance: [in female voice] I'm not English. I'm Scottish. And if you say different, I'll rouge your fat behind!
Willie: Oh! You sound just like me ma.
Terrance: [in female voice] Well, why don't you mind your own business, you red-haired baboon?
Willie: Oh, it's like a letter from home. God bless ya.

Homer: My dad would not spy for money. He would only do it because he hated his country.

Homer: You don't have to lie to me anymore. I know who you really are.
Grampa: That's good. Who am I?

Herman Hermann: Gun delivery for Crazy Terrance. Didn't give a last name. Just said he was workin' for a foreign government.
Lisa: What about the waiting period?
Herman: Oh, I waited for him to hand me cash. Period.

Chief Wiggum: Well, this is a wild goose chase. There's no one in the car.
Marge: Open the trunk.
Chief Wiggum: Well, I'll be. I solved a case. How did I do this?
Hazel: I tracked my father with my cell phone.

Marge: Homer, why don't you ride back with Terrance?
Homer: Okay. [goes back to the car to get into the trunk]
Marge: No, no. Up front.
Homer: Up front! Like a grown-up!

Grampa: What's my greatest fear?
Homer: Cocktail olives and fascism.
Grampa: Everyone's afraid of that. Those olives look like eyes.


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