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The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A. |
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- Homer: What if Grampa's not the man I think he is? What if his name isn't Grampa at all?
- Groundskeeper Willie: Hey, why is that woman talkin' like a bloody Englishman?
- Terrance: [in female voice] I'm not English. I'm Scottish. And if you say different, I'll rouge your fat behind!
- Willie: Oh! You sound just like me ma.
- Terrance: [in female voice] Well, why don't you mind your own business, you red-haired baboon?
- Willie: Oh, it's like a letter from home. God bless ya.
- Homer: My dad would not spy for money. He would only do it because he hated his country.
- Homer: You don't have to lie to me anymore. I know who you really are.
- Grampa: That's good. Who am I?
- Herman Hermann: Gun delivery for Crazy Terrance. Didn't give a last name. Just said he was workin' for a foreign government.
- Lisa: What about the waiting period?
- Herman: Oh, I waited for him to hand me cash. Period.
- Chief Wiggum: Well, this is a wild goose chase. There's no one in the car.
- Marge: Open the trunk.
- Chief Wiggum: Well, I'll be. I solved a case. How did I do this?
- Hazel: I tracked my father with my cell phone.
- Marge: Homer, why don't you ride back with Terrance?
- Homer: Okay. [goes back to the car to get into the trunk]
- Marge: No, no. Up front.
- Homer: Up front! Like a grown-up!
- Grampa: What's my greatest fear?
- Homer: Cocktail olives and fascism.
- Grampa: Everyone's afraid of that. Those olives look like eyes.