Regarding Margie
The Monkey Suit
Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
Todd: Daddy, was Mommy a monkey? I can't remember.
Ned: No one was ever a monkey! Everything is what it was and always will be! God put us here and that's that.
Todd: But you said a stork brought me.
Ned: That was God disguised as a stork.
Rod: Who brings baby storks?
Ned: There's no such thing as storks! It's all God!
Todd: (kneeling in front of an exhibit of a stork) Please bless Daddy and Roddy...
Ned: Stop praying to that stork!

Bart: So, according to Creationism, there were no cavemen.
Homer: Good riddance. Their drawings suck and they look like hippies.
Lisa: Dad, you're not really reconsidering evolution, are you?
Homer: My mind is always open to new ideas. (looks down at dinner) Onions? In the peas?! What the hell?! (throws plate at the wall)

Skinner: Class, starting today we will be presenting an alternative theory on the origin of man. (Ms. Hoover writes "Creationism" on the blackboard)
Lisa: Creationism? But that's not science!
Skinner: It is now!
Ralph: Are oceans God's tears? (Ned and Rev. Lovejoy nod their heads from the door)
Skinner: They sure are! A+! (Lisa groans)
Ralph: Now Lisa's the Ralph!

Judge Snyder: Well, I've heard enough for today, I have to judge a wet t-shirt contest in 20 minutes.
Lawyer: This trial is the biggest load of...

Lawyer: Oh for crying out loud!

Biologist: (feeding the baby deer) now Bambi who started that fire?

Homer: (sobs) poor Bambi, poor Thumper!

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