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Bart's New Friend
The Musk Who Fell to Earth
Walking Big & Tall
Smithers: Good lord! Sir, you know who that is? The man who's revolutionized the car industry.
Mr. Burns: Henry Ford! Good to see you, as healthy and vibrant as Detroit itself!
Smithers: No, sir. This is Elon Musk. For some reason, he's sharing a counsel with Homer Simpson.
Elon Musk: His mind is as rich as an Italian wedding suit. Homer, what are you thinking now?
Homer: Uhh, Pittsburg 35, Dallas 31!
(Piotr Illich Tchaikovsky - Piano Concerto No. 1 plays)
Elon Musk: Pittsburg Steel, Dallas Cowboys... Robotic Cataloging! Thank you, Homer! (Hearts come out) Sorry, that's something I'm working on so that I don't have to display facial expressions.

Smithers: Mr. Burns... Mr. Burns... Sir, Musk's ideas sound great, too great. Burn meant for wretched lives. We should pass on this. And before you reply, remember. I've never let you down.
Mr. Burns: You know what I'm going to say, right?
Smithers: Release the-
Mr. Burns: I was going to say "get out", but your idea sounds better.
Smithers: Can you give me a 10 second head start?
Mr. Burns: Of course. 1-2-3! (Presses alarm button, the hounds chase Smithers and catch him) Not on my carpet!

(Elon Musk leaves Springfield in his rocket)
Lisa: For a man who like electric cars, he sure burns a lot of rocket fuel. (Homer groans) What's wrong dad?
Homer: (With a sad voice) Nothing.


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