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- Quimby: On the positive side, with this disaster, we have surpassed Detroit and Kabul as the world's most unlucky city.
- Helen: She's completely cooked. Unlike the chicken she brought to the potluck.
- Rev. Lovejoy: Oh, Helen is as bitter as the lemonade she brought to the potluck. What a terrible potluck that was.
- Sideshow Mel: Why wasn't this a town hall event? I like to see them balance on the stools.
- Homer: (after Marge suggests Homer be more like Lisa) My boyfriend is broccoli!
- Homer: I am not a whale! I am a man with blubber, and several harpoon scars!
- Kent Brockman: And with the last senior citizen gently reminded that they cannot vote at IHOP, the results are now final. History is made. Marge Simpson is our new mayor. The first woman and the second to pee sitting down.
- Quimby: (advising Marge) There's no "mayor" in "marriage." There almost is. It's really close.
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| The Serfsons ā¢ Springfield Splendor ā¢ Whistler's Father ā¢ Treehouse of Horror XXVIII ā¢ Grampy Can Ya Hear Me ā¢ The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be ā¢ Singin' in the Lane ā¢ Mr. Lisa's Opus ā¢ Gone Boy ā¢ Haw-Haw Land ā¢ Frink Gets Testy ā¢ Homer Is Where the Art Isn't ā¢ 3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage ā¢ Fears of a Clown ā¢ No Good Read Goes Unpunished ā¢ King Leer ā¢ Lisa Gets the Blues ā¢ Forgive and Regret ā¢ Left Behind ā¢ Throw Grampa from the Dane ā¢ Flanders' Ladder | ||