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◄	The Lastest Gun in the West

The Old Man and the Key

Tales from the Public Domain

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Abe Simpson: (to Zelda) I just wanna say... we're through! Nobody dumps Abe Simpson! You're nothing but a hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie!

Audience: Hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie!

Charo: (shaking her maracas) Hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie!

(Zelda runs off stage crying)

Homer: (to Grampa) Do you have any idea what you put me through!? I called the police, the hospital, my bookie, the kennel. Okay, this isn't about who I called!

Homer: (sees his car in ruins; to Abe) Huh? Oh, that is it! Abraham J. Simpson, You are NEVER DRIVING AGAIN! EVER!

Bart: B6!

Homer: You sunk my Scrabble-ship!

Lisa: This game makes no sense.

Homer: Tell that to the good men that just lost their lives. Semper Fi.

Lisa: See you later. I'm going to the library.

Abe Simpson: Lisa gets to do what she wants and you don't yell at her.

Lisa: Hey, I've earned their trust.

Abe Simpson: Oh, everybody trust Lisa. Precious little Lisa. Apple of her daddy's eye.

Homer: Lisa doesn't borrow my car and stay up all night with some hoochie.

Abe Simpson: (gasps) She's no hoocie! Her name is Zelda and she understands me.

Marge: Grampa, I gotta tell you, she's a stone-cold hoochie.

Homer: Straight up, Marge. That hoochie only likes you because you can drive.

Abe Simpson: Shut up! You don't know her! Zelda loves me! I hate this house! (runs upstairs, goes to the room, and plays loud music)

Yakov Smirnov: In Soviet Union, revue watches you!

Marge: Grampa's here to get his driver's license.

Patty: Okay, look at the eye chart and cover your left eye.

Abe Simpson: That's my seein' eye. The right one's my winkin' eye. (winks at Patty)

Patty: I'll give you your license if you never do that again.

Abe Simpson: Everything's the last time I do everything.

Abe Simpson: Can't you just use this recent photo?

Selma: (sees the photo of Abe yelling at the cloud with "Old Man Yells at Cloud" above it) Mmm. Nah, all right. (pastes the photo on his driver's license card and gives it to Abe) Here you go.

Abe Simpson: Woo-hoo! (walks to the windows and yells at the cloud) Who's laughing now? (laughs) Eh, shut up!

◄ Season 12	Season 13 Quotes	Season 14 ►
Treehouse of Horror XII • The Parent Rap • Homer the Moe • A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love • The Blunder Years • She of Little Faith • Brawl in the Family • Sweets and Sour Marge • Jaws Wired Shut • Half-Decent Proposal • The Bart Wants What it Wants • The Lastest Gun in the West • The Old Man and the Key • Tales from the Public Domain • Blame it on Lisa • Weekend at Burnsie's • Gump Roast • I Am Furious (Yellow) • The Sweetest Apu • Little Girl in the Big Ten • The Frying Game • Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge

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-:'''[[Abe Simpson]]''' (to Zelda): I just wanna say... we're through! Nobody dumps Abe Simpson! You're nothing but a hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie!
+:'''[[Abe Simpson]]''': (to Zelda) I just wanna say... we're through! Nobody dumps Abe Simpson! You're nothing but a hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie!
 :'''Audience''': Hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie!
 :'''Charo''': ''(shaking her maracas)'' Hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie!
-:''(Zelda runs off stage crying)''
+:''([[Zelda]] runs off stage crying)''
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-:'''Homer''' (to Grampa): Do you have any idea what you put me through!? I called the police, the hospital, my bookie, the kennel. Okay, this isn't about who I called!
+:'''Homer''': (to Grampa) Do you have any idea what you put me through!? I called the police, the hospital, my bookie, the kennel. Okay, this isn't about who I called!
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-:'''Homer''' (sees his car in ruins; to Abe): Huh? Oh, that is it! Abraham J. Simpson, You are NEVER! DRIVING! AGAIN! EVER!
+:'''Homer''': (sees his car in ruins; to Abe) Huh? Oh, that is it! Abraham J. Simpson, You are NEVER DRIVING AGAIN! EVER!
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 :'''Bart''': B6!
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 :'''Lisa''': This game makes no sense.
 :'''Homer''': Tell that to the good men that just lost their lives. Semper Fi.
+----
+:'''Lisa''': See you later. I'm going to the library.
+:'''Abe Simpson''': Lisa gets to do what she wants and you don't yell at ''her''.
+:'''Lisa''': Hey, I've earned their trust.
+:'''Abe Simpson''': Oh, everybody trust Lisa. Precious little Lisa. Apple of her daddy's eye.
+:'''Homer''': Lisa doesn't borrow my car and stay up all night with some ''hoochie''.
+:'''Abe Simpson''': (gasps) She's no hoocie! Her name is Zelda and she understands me.
+:'''Marge''': Grampa, I gotta tell you, she's a stone-cold hoochie.
+:'''Homer''': Straight up, Marge. That hoochie only likes you because you can drive.
+:'''Abe Simpson''': Shut up! You don't know her! Zelda loves me! I hate this house! (runs upstairs, goes to the room, and plays loud music)
 ----
 :'''Yakov Smirnov''': In Soviet Union, revue watches ''you!''
 ----
+:'''Marge''': Grampa's here to get his driver's license.
+:'''Patty''': Okay, look at the eye chart and cover your left eye.
+:'''Abe Simpson''': That's my seein' eye. The right one's my winkin' eye. ''(winks at Patty)''
+:'''Patty''': I'll give you your license if you never do that again.
+:'''Abe Simpson''': Everything's the last time I do everything.
+----
+:'''Abe Simpson''': Can't you just use this recent photo?
+:'''Selma''': (sees the photo of Abe yelling at the cloud with "Old Man Yells at Cloud" above it) Mmm. Nah, all right. (pastes the photo on his driver's license card and gives it to Abe) Here you go.
+:'''Abe Simpson''': Woo-hoo! (walks to the windows and yells at the cloud) Who's laughing now? (laughs) Eh, shut up!
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