The Lastest Gun in the West
The Old Man and the Key
Tales from the Public Domain
Abe Simpson: (to Zelda) I just wanna say... we're through! Nobody dumps Abe Simpson! You're nothing but a hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie!
Audience: Hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie!
Charo: (shaking her maracas) Hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie!
(Zelda runs off stage crying)

Homer: (to Grampa) Do you have any idea what you put me through!? I called the police, the hospital, my bookie, the kennel. Okay, this isn't about who I called!

Homer: (sees his car in ruins; to Abe) Huh? Oh, that is it! Abraham J. Simpson, You are NEVER DRIVING AGAIN! EVER!

Bart: B6!
Homer: You sunk my Scrabble-ship!
Lisa: This game makes no sense.
Homer: Tell that to the good men that just lost their lives. Semper Fi. 

Yakov Smirnov: In Soviet Union, revue watches you!

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