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The Saga of Carl
Bart and Lisa: Ki-Ya Karate Monsters!

Homer: You like this now? What about Planet Jackson and the Earth Brigade?
Bart: Dad, we don't watch that show anymore!
Lisa: It's for babies! (Maggie drops one of the toys)

Homer: That money's gonna dig us a swimming pool that'll take our broken family and make it whole.
Marge: We're not broken!
Bart: We're broken.
Lisa: We're pretty broken.

Homer: We don't get together to share our emotions. We get together to escape them!
Moe: Yeah. I'd tell you guys "I love you," but, uh, I don't wanna say it and you don't wanna hear it.
Lenny: To nothing! (They toast, drink their beers, and are silent.)


ā—„ Season 23 Season 24 Quotes Season 25 ā–ŗ
Moonshine River ā€¢ Treehouse of Horror XXIII ā€¢ Adventures in Baby-Getting ā€¢ Gone Abie Gone ā€¢ Penny-Wiseguys ā€¢ A Tree Grows in Springfield ā€¢ The Day the Earth Stood Cool ā€¢ To Cur, with Love ā€¢ Homer Goes to Prep School ā€¢ A Test Before Trying ā€¢ Changing of the Guardian ā€¢ Love is a Many-Splintered Thing ā€¢ Hardly Kirk-ing ā€¢ Gorgeous Grampa ā€¢ Black-Eyed, Please ā€¢ Dark Knight Court ā€¢ What Animated Women Want ā€¢ Pulpit Friction ā€¢ Whiskey Business ā€¢ The Fabulous Faker Boy ā€¢ The Saga of Carl ā€¢ Dangers on a Train
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