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The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular |
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- Part of one of the fake endings to "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)"
- Lisa: Then, with your last ounce of strength, you pointed to W and S: "Waylon Smithers".
- Marge: Well, I'm just relieved that Homer's safe and that you've recovered and that we can all get back to normal.
- Burns: Not exactly. Smithers, for attempting to kill me, I'm giving you a 5% pay cut.
- Smithers: [howling] Ohh!
- Troy McClure: But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. [laughs] And that would be downright nutty.
- Troy McClure: Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable? I'm Troy McClure, and now leave you with what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity!
- Deleted scene
- Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond.
- [Homer deals Bond a card]
- James Bond: Joker? You were supposed to those out of the deck.
- Homer: Oh sorry, here's another one.
- James Bond: What's this card? "Rules for Draw and Stud Poker"?
- Blofeld: What a pity, Mr. Bond. [grabs Bond and drags him out]
- Bond: But...but it's Homer's fault! I didn't lose. I never lose! Well, at least tell me the details of your plot for world domination.
- Blofeld: Ho ho ho, I'm not going to fall for that one again.
- Troy McClure (during the "Cut-Out Classics" deleted scenes reel): If that's what they cut out, what they leave in must be pure gold!
- "Matt Groening": Get outta my office!! (shoots cameraman)