Homer: Not dreaming, not dreaming, not drea... Wha...? Dammit, I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball?! Is that too much to ask?! Damn you, reality!
Lisa: No game is safe from an industry that's always changing. Sure "The Simpsons Game" is fun, with its unique upgradable character abilities and its hilarious self-referencial cutscenes, but what about when the Xbox 720 comes out? Or the Playstation 4? No one will want to play us then!
Lisa:[to Will Wright] Don't destroy them! They may be obsolete but they're still... alive.
8-bit Homer: Help! He's crazy!
8-bit Bart: If he destroys us, we'll never escape from Krusty Island!
8-bit Marge: I'm Marge!
Homer: (to Will Wright) You can't do this!
Will Wright: Of course I can! I'm Will Wright, bitch, and pretty soon when there's a new better Simpsons game than the one you're from, I'll destroy you, too!
[After being transported to the game engine]
Marge: Where are we?
Lisa: We're in the game engine. If our life's a video game, then this is the factory where it was made.
Homer: That's ridiculous! I'm not a video game character, I'm a real-life person with dreams and feelings. [He accidentally walks off a ledge and falls, only to reappear next to them again] Alright, fine. I'm a video game guy.
Marge: Now can I ask a question? If this is a videogame, where do we put the quarters?
[Lenny and Carl are up a tree watching birds]
Lenny:[A bird chirps] Hey, that sounds like a tree swallow.
Carl: No, it sounds like a yellow crowned heron. [Saw noises] Oh my god! That sounds like a chainsaw!
Lenny: No, that sounds like a buzzsaw. [The tree falls with them on it on a conveyor belt and get trapped under the debris] Hey Carl, why do we fight so much?
Kent Brockman:[Being filmed, Homer and Bart run towards Lard Lad and push Kent out of the way. He gets up and chases Homer and Bart] Good evening, Springfield. Kent Brockman here, chasing local imbecile Homer Simpson and his delinquent son Bart, who have picked a fight with an out-of-control Donut Mascot statue. [To Bart] Bart Simpson, are you and your father insane?
Homer:[Grabs the mike] Hi, Lenny, I'm on TV! I said your name on TV - don't tell Carl! Unless he's watching this, in which case: hi, Carl, don't tell Lenny I said your name!
[Homer and Bart continue running and Kent gets in a helicopter]
[In the creator's mansion garden]
Bart: This is it...the home of our creator! I say we smash his face, bust his stuff, and take a leak on his lawn!
Homer: Way ahead of you, boy! [Homer is peeing on the dollar sign-shaped bushes. Bart laughs and does the same while a camera sees them. On his office, the creator is sit on his chair and turns around, revealing he is Matt Groening]
Matt Groening:[sees Homer and Bart through a screen] So they want a war?! Well, then it's a war they'll get! Violet, engage the super toon defense systems!
Violet: Yes, Mister Groaning.
Matt: It's "Grey-ning"!
Violet: Are you sure?
[Homer and Bart arrive to his office]
Bart: I bet you our creator is like a thousand foot Godzilla, with big boobs and he breathes fire snot.
Matt: Think again, your creator is TV's most beloved animation visionary.