Marge: Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the Movie!
Declan Desmond: One month of eating Krusty Burger and nothing else has transformed me into a morbidly obese, toilet-busting American. If I don't have some kind of nugget every five minutes, I'll die. [an IV is pumping chicken nuggets into Declan's body] I'm so weak I can't even fill out this application for documentary film Oscar. But it will be worth it if my suffering teaches Krusty the value... of proper nutrition.
Krusty: [driving by in a bulldozer, which picks up Declan] You're gonna be my breakfast English sausage! [chuckles]
Stradivarius Cain: Homer, you are going to clean up this car, put on cologne, and become a sparkling conversationalist.