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Chief Wiggum: Wow, you're the director?
Marge: No, more important... the stage manager.
Marge: Five minutes, guys!
Dr. Hibbert: Thank you, five.
Marge: Five minutes. I always used to love saying that.
Homer: Wow, honey, those dorks are so excited to be in your show again. And I will do everything I can to support you... while I'm at Moe's.
Homer: [to Bart and Lisa] From this day forward, we are enemies. Forever and ever. Forever.
Homer: I know a famous person that knows what's his name, who is she, and never heard of him!
Sasha: Blocking, so important. That's what Hal always told me. Hal Prince.
Homer: Boom! Named it!
Marge: We were such a tight-knit group. Remember the tightness of the knitting?
Jacqueline Bouvier: I never liked that Sasha Reed. Taking pop out of the fridge without asking... getting us sued...
Homer: So you don't know the people you said you knew but who are they?
Lisa: Mo-om! Bart replaced my Kashi cereal with woodchips from the hamster cage!
Bart: So? You didn't notice till I told you.
Marge: You need to let me see the cast-only text chain.
Homer: Yeah, I don't know. It's really not cool for me to share it. Plus, you wouldn't get any of the jokes. You might want to skip over the stuff with your name in it.
Sasha: Why would Marge do that to me? I was never mean to her. I never even talked to her!
Sasha: Remember the night of the cast party? You and me... in the hot tub?
Barney Gumble: That night really happened? I thought I imagined it.
Sasha: It was real. And I've never had better.
Sasha: That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Barney, nobody needs to do this show more than you. Except me!
Homer: Marge, when I'm onstage and it's not my turn to talk, can I look at my phone?
Marge: No.
Sasha: Marge, thanks for reminding me how good it feels to be a big fish in a small pond. I guess that's why you never left.
Marge: Actually, I think it was because my parents couldn't afford college after a lawsuit from a party you threw at my house but didn't invite me to.
Sasha: Such timey times.