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:'''Bart''': Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her Huggies! |
:'''Bart''': Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her Huggies! |
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− | :'''Marge''': Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that? |
+ | :'''Marge''': Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) (gags) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?! |
+ | :(Maggie points to Lisa) |
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+ | :'''Lisa''': Don't try to pin this on me sister. |
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:'''Nelson''': (to Bart and Lisa) Ha-ha! Your mom changed! |
:'''Nelson''': (to Bart and Lisa) Ha-ha! Your mom changed! |
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:'''Marge''': Grampa, I'm not afraid! |
:'''Marge''': Grampa, I'm not afraid! |
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− | :'''Grampa''': Then you're not paying close enough attention |
+ | :'''Grampa''': Then you're not paying close enough attention! |
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:'''Marge''': (to Homer in bed) Hey, hot stuff, I've got a competition tomorrow. I could use a "good luck snuggle." |
:'''Marge''': (to Homer in bed) Hey, hot stuff, I've got a competition tomorrow. I could use a "good luck snuggle." |
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:'''Marge''': (sternly) I wasn't asking. (Homer whimpers nervously) |
:'''Marge''': (sternly) I wasn't asking. (Homer whimpers nervously) |
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− | :(After Marge finishes in |
+ | :(After Marge finishes in 2nd place in the competition) |
− | :'''Bart''': Second place? Oh man, this will just encourage her! |
+ | :'''Bart''': Second place!? Oh man, this will just encourage her! |
:'''Lisa''': I'm tired of her criticizing my saggy glutes. |
:'''Lisa''': I'm tired of her criticizing my saggy glutes. |
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:'''Homer''': Quiet! Her muscular ears can hear us! |
:'''Homer''': Quiet! Her muscular ears can hear us! |
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The Strong Arms of the Ma |
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- Marge: What to do now? Too crazy to go outside, not crazy enough to have imaginary friends.
- Bart: Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her Huggies!
- Marge: Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) (gags) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?!
- (Maggie points to Lisa)
- Lisa: Don't try to pin this on me sister.
- Nelson: (to Bart and Lisa) Ha-ha! Your mom changed!
- Marge: I do miss being a lady.
- Homer: And I miss being your knight in flabby armor.
- Ruth Powers: (to Marge) Steroids aren't drugs. They occur naturally in the body like sweat or tumors!
- Apu: (after smelling Maggie's diaper) That is the most pungent thing I've ever smelled and I am from India.
- Homer: (while eating dinner in the basement) It's like we're at Cheers. I loved that show because you always knew it was only a half-hour till Wings. Then you could just sleep till Monday.
- Homer: (to Marge) Somewhere in that sea of bull hormones is the sweet, wonderful girl I married. The woman who instead of swatting a fly would give it a bath and send it on its way. I'd sure like to go home and have Jiffy Pop with her.
- Marge: Grampa, I'm not afraid!
- Grampa: Then you're not paying close enough attention!
- Marge: (to Homer in bed) Hey, hot stuff, I've got a competition tomorrow. I could use a "good luck snuggle."
- Homer: I'd rather talk about our feelings! I feel that illegal performance-enhancing drugs are too common these days. Rebuttal--
- Marge: (pins Homer down) Let's do it!
- Homer: (nervously) Listen, my bulky flower, I have an early day tomorrow and--
- Marge: (sternly) I wasn't asking. (Homer whimpers nervously)
- (After Marge finishes in 2nd place in the competition)
- Bart: Second place!? Oh man, this will just encourage her!
- Lisa: I'm tired of her criticizing my saggy glutes.
- Homer: Quiet! Her muscular ears can hear us!
- (Marge's ears pick up the sound of her family's disappointment. She groans accordingly)