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◄	The Dad Who Knew Too Little

The Strong Arms of the Ma

Pray Anything

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Marge: What to do now? Too crazy to go outside, not crazy enough to have imaginary friends.

Bart: Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her Huggies!

Marge: Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) (gags) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?!

(Maggie points to Lisa)

Lisa: Don't try to pin this on me sister.

Nelson: (to Bart and Lisa) Ha-ha! Your mom changed!

Marge: I do miss being a lady.

Homer: And I miss being your knight in flabby armor.

Ruth Powers: (to Marge) Steroids aren't drugs. They occur naturally in the body like sweat or tumors!

Apu: (after smelling Maggie's diaper) That is the most pungent thing I've ever smelled and I am from India.

Homer: (while eating dinner in the basement) It's like we're at Cheers. I loved that show because you always knew it was only a half-hour till Wings. Then you could just sleep till Monday.

Homer: (to Marge) Somewhere in that sea of bull hormones is the sweet, wonderful girl I married. The woman who instead of swatting a fly would give it a bath and send it on its way. I'd sure like to go home and have Jiffy Pop with her.

Marge: Grampa, I'm not afraid!

Grampa: Then you're not paying close enough attention!

Marge: (to Homer in bed) Hey, hot stuff, I've got a competition tomorrow. I could use a "good luck snuggle."

Homer: I'd rather talk about our feelings! I feel that illegal performance-enhancing drugs are too common these days. Rebuttal--

Marge: (pins Homer down) Let's do it!

Homer: (nervously) Listen, my bulky flower, I have an early day tomorrow and--

Marge: (sternly) I wasn't asking. (Homer whimpers nervously)

(After Marge finishes in 2nd place in the competition)

Bart: Second place!? Oh man, this will just encourage her!

Lisa: I'm tired of her criticizing my saggy glutes.

Homer: Quiet! Her muscular ears can hear us!

(Marge's ears pick up the sound of her family's disappointment. She groans accordingly)

◄ Season 13	Season 14 Quotes	Season 15 ►
Treehouse of Horror XIII • How I Spent My Strummer Vacation • Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade • Large Marge • Helter Shelter • The Great Louse Detective • Special Edna • The Dad Who Knew Too Little • The Strong Arms of the Ma • Pray Anything • Barting Over • I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can • A Star is Born-Again • Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington • C.E. D'oh • 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky • Three Gays of the Condo • Dude, Where's My Ranch? • Old Yeller-Belly • Brake My Wife, Please • The Bart of War • Moe Baby Blues

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 :'''Marge''': What to do now? Too crazy to go outside, not crazy enough to have imaginary friends.
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 :'''Bart''': Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her Huggies!
-:'''Marge''': Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?!
+:'''Marge''': Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) (gags) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?!
+:(Maggie points to Lisa)
+:'''Lisa''': Don't try to pin this on me sister.
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-:'''Nelson''' (to Bart and Lisa): Ha-ha! Your mom changed!
+:'''Nelson''': (to Bart and Lisa) Ha-ha! Your mom changed!
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 :'''Marge''': I do miss being a lady.
 :'''Homer''': And I miss being your knight in flabby armor.
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-:'''[[Ruth Powers]]''' (to Marge): Steroids aren't drugs. They occur naturally in the body like sweat or tumors!
+:'''[[Ruth Powers]]''': (to Marge) Steroids aren't drugs. They occur naturally in the body like sweat or tumors!
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-:'''Apu '''(after smelling Maggie's diaper): That is the most pungent thing I've ever smelled and I am from India.
+:'''Apu''': (after smelling Maggie's diaper) That is the most pungent thing I've ever smelled and I am from India.
 ----
-:'''Homer''' (while eating dinner in the basement): It's like we're at ''Cheers.'' I loved that show because you always knew it was only a half-hour till ''Wings.'' Then you could just sleep till Monday.
+:'''Homer''': (while eating dinner in the basement) It's like we're at ''Cheers.'' I loved that show because you always knew it was only a half-hour till ''Wings.'' Then you could just sleep till Monday.
 ----
-:'''Homer''' (to Marge): Somewhere in that sea of bull hormones is the sweet, wonderful girl I married. The woman who instead of swatting a fly would give it a bath and send it on its way. I'd sure like to go home and have Jiffy Pop with her.
+:'''Homer''': (to Marge) Somewhere in that sea of bull hormones is the sweet, wonderful girl I married. The woman who instead of swatting a fly would give it a bath and send it on its way. I'd sure like to go home and have Jiffy Pop with her.
 ----
 :'''Marge''': Grampa, I'm not afraid!
 :'''Grampa''': Then you're not paying close enough attention!
 ----
+:'''Marge''': (to Homer in bed) Hey, hot stuff, I've got a competition tomorrow. I could use a "good luck snuggle."
+: '''Homer''': I'd rather talk about our feelings! I feel that illegal performance-enhancing drugs are too common these days. Rebuttal--
+:'''Marge''': (pins Homer down) Let's do it!
+:'''Homer''': (nervously) Listen, my bulky flower, I have an early day tomorrow and--
+:'''Marge''': (sternly) I wasn't asking. (Homer whimpers nervously)
+----
+:(After Marge finishes in 2nd place in the competition)
+:'''Bart''': Second place!? Oh man, this will just encourage her!
+:'''Lisa''': I'm tired of her criticizing my saggy glutes.
+:'''Homer''': Quiet! Her muscular ears can hear us!
+:(Marge's ears pick up the sound of her family's disappointment. She groans accordingly)
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