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- Marge: What to do now? Too crazy to go outside, not crazy enough to have imaginary friends.
- Bart: Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her Huggies!
- Marge: Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?
- Nelson: (to Bart and Lisa) Ha-ha! Your mom changed!
- Marge: I do miss being a lady.
- Homer: And I miss being your knight in flabby armor.
- Ruth Powers: (to Marge) Steroids aren't drugs. They occur naturally in the body like sweat or tumors!
- Apu: (after smelling Maggie's diaper) That is the most pungent thing I've ever smelled and I am from India.
- Homer: (while eating dinner in the basement) It's like we're at Cheers. I loved that show because you always knew it was only a half-hour till Wings. Then you could just sleep till Monday.
- Homer: (to Marge) Somewhere in that sea of bull hormones is the sweet, wonderful girl I married. The woman who instead of swatting a fly would give it a bath and send it on its way. I'd sure like to go home and have Jiffy Pop with her.
- Marge: Grampa, I'm not afraid!
- Grampa: Then you're not paying close enough attention!
- Marge: (to Homer in bed) Hey, hot stuff, I've got a competition tomorrow. I could use a "good luck snuggle."
- Homer: I'd rather talk about our feelings! I feel that illegal performance-enhancing drugs are too common these days. Rebuttal--
- Marge: (pins Homer down) Let's do it!
- Homer: (nervously) Listen, my bulky flower, I have an early day tomorrow and--
- Marge: (sternly) I wasn't asking. (Homer whimpers nervously)
- (After Marge finishes in second place in the competition)
- Bart: Second place!? Oh man, this will just encourage her!
- Lisa: I'm tired of her criticizing my saggy glutes.
- Homer: Quiet! Her muscular ears can hear us!
- (Marge's ears pick up the sound of her family's disappointment. She groans accordingly)
| ā Season 13 | Season 14 Quotes | Season 15 āŗ |
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| Treehouse of Horror XIII ā¢ How I Spent My Strummer Vacation ā¢ Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade ā¢ Large Marge ā¢ Helter Shelter ā¢ The Great Louse Detective ā¢ Special Edna ā¢ The Dad Who Knew Too Little ā¢ The Strong Arms of the Ma ā¢ Pray Anything ā¢ Barting Over ā¢ I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can ā¢ A Star is Born-Again ā¢ Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington ā¢ C.E. D'oh ā¢ 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky ā¢ Three Gays of the Condo ā¢ Dude, Where's My Ranch? ā¢ Old Yeller-Belly ā¢ Brake My Wife, Please ā¢ The Bart of War ā¢ Moe Baby Blues | ||