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Bart: Ooh! New Zealand rugby! Ah, whatever rugby is, Wellington sucks at it.

Agnes: You know what Seymour gave me for my birthday? Half a computer. No keyboard.
Armin Tamzarian: It's a tablet device. It has a touchscreen.
Agnes: (sputters) Touchscreen. Sounds made up to me. Just like his prom date.
Armin Tamzarian: You met Charlene.
Armin Tamzarian: You spit on a Kleenex and wiped her makeup off.
(Agnes and Armin laugh)

Ralph: Make Mr. Purple Shirt stop crying so he can sit at his desk and tell recess to happen.