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"The Wettest Stories Ever Told"
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Homer (in imagination): Why thee little--!!! (grunting while strangling Bart)
- [The Boney crew appear as skeletons on their ship]
- Bart: Can you give us directions to Tahiti, dude?
- Dolph: Nice going, genius man. You sailed into somebody else's tale of the sea.
- Bart: Hey, at least I'm not sexy for skeleton Kearney.
- [Camera pans out to reveal that Dolph's ribs cages are caught on Kearney's]
- Dolph: Our rubs got tangled 75 years ago, that's not sexy.
- Bart: Yeah, you keep believing that.
- [A wave hits the Mayflower ship and the Captain is knocked out]
- Rev. Lovejoy: Our captain's is to be-head-oh-bumped! oh, I guess we'll never make it to the town.
- Bart: [sad] Oh man, when we landed I was going to denounced my sister is a witch.
- Lisa: [angry at Bart] I keep telling you the ability to added two-door numbers is NOT witchcraft!
- Bart: Thirty one plus forty three?
- Lisa: Seventy four.
- Everybody: [pointing at Lisa] Witch! Witch! Witch!
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