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◄	Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore

The Wettest Stories Ever Told

Girls Just Want to Have Sums

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[The Boney crew appear as skeletons on their ship]

Bart: Can ya give us directions to Tahiti?

Dolph: Nice going, genius. You sailed into someone else's tale of the sea.

Bart: Hey, at least I'm not gay for skeleton Kearney.

[Camera pans out to reveal that Dolph's ribs cages are caught on Kearney's]

Dolph: Our ribs got tangled 75 years ago, that's not gay.

Bart: Yeah, you keep believing that.

[A wave hits the Mayflower ship and the Captain is knocked out]

Rev. Lovejoy: Our captain's be-head-bumped! oh, I guess we'll never make it to the new world.

Bart: [sad] Oh, when we landed I was going to denounce my sister as a witch.

Lisa: [angry at Bart] I keep telling you the ability to add two-digit numbers is NOT witchcraft!

Bart: Thirty one plus forty tree?

Lisa: Seventy four.

Everybody: [pointing at Lisa] Witch! Witch! Witch!

◄ Season 16	Season 17 Quotes	Season 18 ►
The Bonfire of the Manatees • The Girl Who Slept Too Little • Milhouse of Sand and Fog • Treehouse of Horror XVI • Marge's Son Poisoning • See Homer Run • The Last of the Red Hat Mamas • The Italian Bob • Simpsons Christmas Stories • Homer's Paternity Coot • We're on the Road to D'oh-where • My Fair Laddy • The Seemingly Never-Ending Story • Bart Has Two Mommies • Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife • Million-Dollar Abie • Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore • The Wettest Stories Ever Told • Girls Just Want to Have Sums • Regarding Margie • The Monkey Suit • Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play

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-:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Maybe we should get a new captain that ''[shouting]'' understands directions!
+:'''[[Dolph Starbeam|Dolph]]''': Nice going, genius. You sailed into someone else's tale of the sea.
-:'''Bart:''' Hey at least I'm not gay for skeleton [[Kearney]].
+:'''Bart''': Hey, at least I'm not gay for skeleton [[Kearney]].
 :''[Camera pans out to reveal that Dolph's ribs cages are caught on Kearney's]''
-:'''Dolph:''' Our ribs got tangled 75 years ago, thats not gay.
+:'''Dolph:''' Our ribs got tangled 75 years ago, that's not gay.
-:'''Bart:''' That's what you ''want'' us to think.
+:'''Bart: '''Yeah, you keep believing that.
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+:''[A wave hits the Mayflower ship and the Captain is knocked out]''
+:'''Rev. Lovejoy''': Our captain's be-head-bumped! oh, I guess we'll never make it to the new world.
+:'''Bart''': ''[sad]'' Oh, when we landed I was going to denounce my sister as a witch.
+:'''Lisa''': ''[angry at Bart]'' I keep telling you the ability to add two-digit numbers is NOT witchcraft!
+:'''Bart''': Thirty one plus forty tree?
+:'''Lisa''': Seventy four.
+:'''Everybody''': ''[pointing at Lisa]'' Witch! Witch! Witch!
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