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Nelson Muntz: Simpson, I won't forget this. From now on, you and I are as tight as whiteys.

Dolph Starbeam: I'm gonna kiss the ground.
Kearney Zzyzwicz: Loser, you're gay for the ground.
Dolph: Well, you're gay for homophobia!
Kearney: Wow, you just made me gay for tolerance!

Homer: Honey, Grandpa is the closet thing I have to a father and I love him, but three octogenocerauses?!?

Homer: My lifestyle is my retirement plan.

Homer: If it's important, they'll call back.
Lisa: Mom! Dad! The retirement castle lost its license, and Grampa has nowhere to live!
Homer and Marge: (simultaneously) D'oh!

Lou: Uh, Chief, something about that looks fishy.
Chief Wiggum: You got a suspicious mind, Lou. You remind me of that Elvis song, uh, Clambake. You know, 'cause when you open your yap things get hot. Clambake!


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HomerlandTreehouse of Horror XXIVFour Regrettings and a FuneralYoloLabor PainsThe Kid is All RightYellow SubterfugeWhite Christmas BluesSteal This EpisodeMarried to the BlobSpecs and the CityDiggsThe Man Who Grew Too MuchThe Winter of His ContentThe War of ArtYou Don't Have to Live Like a RefereeLuca$Days of Future FutureWhat to Expect When Bart's ExpectingBrick Like MePay PalThe Yellow Badge of Cowardge
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