How I Wet Your Mother
Them, Robot
Beware My Cheating Bart
(Bart and Milhouse walk up to home plate)
Bart: Hey, Dad, can we play?
Robot T21: [scans Bart and Milhouse using X-ray vision] We cannot take the inferior one.
Milhouse: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy.
Robot T21: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game.
Robot A18: We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.

(Robot gets run over while pushing Homer out of the path of an oncoming truck)
Homer: That could have been my motherboard lying in the street.
Robot J25: Our primary directive is to preserve human life.
Homer: And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper.

(Mr. Burns reveals the A9000 Robots)
Mr. Burns: Meet the future masters of the human race!

Homer: So to sum up, nicely done, we hate you, and food for thought.

(The robots change their prime directive and their eyes turn red)
Ned Flanders: Homer, I'm afraid this is the part of God's perfect plan where you're murdered by robots.

Homer: So, uh, you guys are my new coworkers? So, workin' hard or hardly workin'? (laughs)
(No response)
Homer: I said. Workin' hard or hardly workin'?
(Still no response)
Homer: (angrily) Workin' hard or hardly workin'?! Workin' hard or hardly workin'?!!! It's a simple question! Are you A. Workin' hard or B. ...
(Robot A27 attacks Homer with electricity and homer falls on the ground)
Homer: (laughs) I guess I just met the joker of the group. Better watch out for you on April Fool's. Am I right? (angrily) I said. Am I right? Am I ...
(Robot A27 attacks Homer with electricity again)

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