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◄	Homer's Odyssey

There's No Disgrace Like Home

Bart the General

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Marge: I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a little al-key-hol in this punch.

Mr. Burns: [Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek] Ahh. That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.

Homer: Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.

Bart: Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!

Homer: Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.

Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.

Marge: Well, maybe we should move to a larger community.

(The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.)

Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.

Bart: No belching.

Lisa: That dad has a shirt on!

Marge: Look, napkins!

Bart: These people are obviously freaks.

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Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire • Bart the Genius • Homer's Odyssey • There's No Disgrace Like Home • Bart the General • Moaning Lisa • The Call of the Simpsons • The Telltale Head • Life on the Fast Lane • Homer's Night Out • The Crepes of Wrath • Krusty Gets Busted • Some Enchanted Evening

@@ Line 6: / Line 6: @@
 :'''[[Marge]]''': I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a little al-key-hol in this punch.
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-:'''Miss piggy''': ''[Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek]'' Ahh. That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
+:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': ''[Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek]'' Ahh. That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
 :'''[[Homer]]''': Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
 :'''[[Bart]]''': Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!
-:'''Pirwinkle''': Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.
+:'''Homer''': Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.
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-:'''Homer''': I'm sorry pirwinkle, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
+:'''Homer''': I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
-:'''Pirwinkle''': Well, maybe we should move to a larger community.
+:'''Marge''': Well, maybe we should move to a larger community.
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 (The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.)
@@ Line 18: / Line 18: @@
 :'''Bart''': No belching.
 :'''[[Lisa]]''': That dad has a shirt on!
-:'''Marge''': Look kids, napkins!
+:'''Marge''': Look, napkins!
+:'''Bart''': These people are obviously freaks.
-:'''Franklin:''' napkins?
+{{Season|1|Quo}}
-:'''Marge: '''Yeah napkins!
-:'''Bart''': These people are obviously freaks out!
-:'''Blues:''' oh bart, what the hell is it
-:'''Marge:''' Napkins!