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◄	Homer's Odyssey

There's No Disgrace Like Home

Bart the General

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Marge: I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a little al-key-hol in this punch.

Mr. Burns: [Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek] Ahh. That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.

Homer: Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.

Bart: Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!

Homer: Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.

Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.

Marge: Well, maybe we should move to a larger community.

Homer: D'oh!

(The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.)

Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.

Bart: No belching.

Lisa: That dad has a shirt on!

Marge: Look, napkins!

Bart: These people are obviously freaks.

Homer: [saying grace] You're everywhere, you're omnivorous.

[The Simpsons watch a family converse.]

Boy: Papa, I think I heard some rusting in the bushes!

Grandfather: I did, too. Better get the gun.

[The boy walks into another room.]

Lisa: Where's he going?

Homer: Probably to get the old man his pipe and slippers.

[The grandfather cocks and fires his gun, causing the Simpsons to scream. The Simpsons runs away and continues to scream]

[The Simpsons approach a house. Bart and Homer are unaware that it's theirs.]

Bart: Whoa, look at this place! What a dump!

Homer: It's worse than you think. [laughs] I just trampled this poor sap's flowerbed.

Marge: Homer, this is our house!

Homer: D'augh!

Barney: You got crummy little kids that nobody can control.

Homer: You can't talk that way about my kids...or at least two of them.

Barney: Why? You got two I haven't met?

Homer: Why you! [punches Barney] Here's five you haven't met!

Father: You better shut your big yap!

Mother: No, you shut up!

Father: No, you shut up!

Mother: No, you shut up!

Father: Oh, shut up!

Mother: You shut up!

Father: Shut up!

Mother: Shut up!

Son: Why don't you both shut up?

Homer: The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!

[Homer flaunts his $250 to the receptionist]

Bart: If you really want to impress her, show her the big, empty space where our TV used to be.

Homer: Bart!

Dr. Monroe: Hello, I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe. No doubt you'll recognize me from TV.

Lisa: We would if we had one.

Homer: Lisa!

Dr. Monroe: [to Homer] If you had been paying attention, perhaps you would have noticed that your family sees you as a rather stern authority figure, an ogre, if you will.

Marge: Now, doctor, that's not true.

Lisa: Ogre is such a strong word.

Bart: Right on, doc! Another successful diagnosis!

Homer: [preparing to strike Bart with a lamp] That does it!

[After Bart shocks Homer, Homer does so to him, and Bart then shocks Lisa.]

Marge: Bart, how could you shock your little sister?

Bart: My finger slipped. [gets shocked by Lisa]

Lisa: So did mine!

[Bart shocks Lisa again, and she retaliates.]

Marge: Bart, Lisa, stop that! [She electrocutes them both, and the five begin shocking each other as Dr. Monroe tries fruitlessly to intervene. Soon, the constant electrocutions cause rolling blackouts all over town.]

Smithers: Oh boy, someone's really gobbling up the juice, sir.

Mr. Burns: Excellent, excellent! Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo.

Mr. Burns: This must be, uh, Brat.

Bart: Bart.

Homer: Don't correct the man, Brat.

Dr. Monroe: You want to kill each other. That's good; that's healthy.

◄ Shorts: Season 3	Season 1 Quotes	Season 2 ►
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire • Bart the Genius • Homer's Odyssey • There's No Disgrace Like Home • Bart the General • Moaning Lisa • The Call of the Simpsons • The Telltale Head • Life on the Fast Lane • Homer's Night Out • The Crepes of Wrath • Krusty Gets Busted • Some Enchanted Evening

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+:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': ''[Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek]'' Ahh. That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
-{{Spacer}}
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch.
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-:'''[[Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]''': ''[Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek]'' Awww... That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
 :'''[[Homer]]''': Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
 :'''[[Bart]]''': Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!
 :'''Homer''': Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.
+----
-<hr width="50%" />
 :'''Homer''': I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
-:'''Marge''': Well maybe we should move to a larger community.
+:'''Marge''': Well, maybe we should move to a larger community.
-:'''Homer''': D'oh!
+:'''Homer''': [[D'oh!]]
+----
+:(The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.)
-<hr width="50%" />
-:'''Homer''': When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
-<hr width="50%" />
-:''[The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.]''
 :'''Homer''': Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
 :'''Bart''': No belching.
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 :'''Marge''': Look, napkins!
 :'''Bart''': These people are obviously freaks.
+----
+:'''Homer''': ''[saying grace]'' You're everywhere, you're omnivorous.
+----
+:''[The Simpsons watch a family converse.]''
+:'''Boy''': Papa, I think I heard some rusting in the bushes!
+:'''Grandfather''': I did, too. Better get the gun.
+:''[The boy walks into another room.]''
+:'''Lisa''': Where's he going?
+:'''Homer''': Probably to get the old man his pipe and slippers.
+:''[The grandfather cocks and fires his gun, causing the Simpsons to scream. The Simpsons runs away and continues to scream]''
+----
+:''[The Simpsons approach a house. Bart and Homer are unaware that it's theirs.]''
+:'''Bart''': Whoa, look at this place! What a dump!
+:'''Homer''': It's worse than you think. ''[laughs]'' I just trampled this poor sap's flowerbed.
+:'''Marge''': Homer, this is our house!
+:'''Homer''': D'augh!
+----
+:'''[[Barney]]''': You got crummy little kids that nobody can control.
+:'''Homer''': You can't talk that way about my kids...or at least two of them.
+:'''Barney''': Why? You got two I haven't met?
+:'''Homer''': Why you! ''[punches Barney]'' Here's five you haven't met!
+----
+:'''Father''': You better shut your big yap!
+:'''Mother''': No, you shut up!
+:'''Father''': No, you shut up!
+:'''Mother''': No, you shut up!
+:'''Father''': Oh, shut up!
+:'''Mother''': You shut up!
+:'''Father''': Shut up!
+:'''Mother''': Shut up!
+:'''Son''': Why don't you both shut up?
+----
+:'''Homer''': The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
+----
+:''[Homer flaunts his $250 to the receptionist]''
+:'''Bart''': If you really want to impress her, show her the big, empty space where our TV used to be.
+:'''Homer''': Bart!
+----
+:'''[[Marvin Monroe|Dr. Monroe]]''': Hello, I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe. No doubt you'll recognize me from TV.
+:'''Lisa''': We would if we had one.
+:'''Homer''': Lisa!
+----
+:'''Dr. Monroe''': ''[to Homer]'' If you had been paying attention, perhaps you would have noticed that your family sees you as a rather stern authority figure, an ogre, if you will.
+:'''Marge''': Now, doctor, that's not true.
+:'''Lisa''': Ogre is such a strong word.
+:'''Bart''': Right on, doc! Another successful diagnosis!
+:'''Homer''': ''[preparing to strike Bart with a lamp]'' That does it!
+----
+:''[After Bart shocks Homer, Homer does so to him, and Bart then shocks Lisa.]''
+:'''Marge''': Bart, how could you shock your little sister?
+:'''Bart''': My finger slipped. ''[gets shocked by Lisa]''
+:'''Lisa''': So did mine!
+:''[Bart shocks Lisa again, and she retaliates.]''
+:'''Marge''': Bart, Lisa, stop that! ''[She electrocutes them both, and the five begin shocking each other as Dr. Monroe tries fruitlessly to intervene. Soon, the constant electrocutions cause rolling blackouts all over town.]''
+:'''[[Smithers]]''': Oh boy, someone's really gobbling up the juice, sir.
+:'''Mr. Burns''': Excellent, excellent! Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo.
+----
+:'''Mr. Burns''': This must be, uh, Brat.
+:'''Bart''': Bart.
+:'''Homer''': Don't correct the man, Brat.
+----
+:'''Dr. Monroe''': You want to kill each other. That's good; that's healthy.
+{{Season|1|Quo}}
+[[es:There's No Disgrace Like Home/Frases]]
-<hr width="50%" />
-:'''Homer''': I've murdered us all (i've murdered us all), Shut Up! (shut up, shut up) Doh'! (do'h)
-{{Season 1|Quo}}