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:'''[[Marge]]''': I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a little al-key-hol in this punch.
 
:'''[[Marge]]''': I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a little al-key-hol in this punch.
 
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:'''Miss piggy''': ''[Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek]'' Ahh. That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': ''[Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek]'' Ahh. That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
 
:'''[[Bart]]''': Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!
 
:'''[[Bart]]''': Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!
:'''Pirwinkle''': Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.
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:'''Homer''': Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.
 
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:'''Homer''': I'm sorry pirwinkle, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
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:'''Homer''': I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
:'''Pirwinkle''': Well, maybe we should move to a larger community.
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:'''Marge''': Well, maybe we should move to a larger community.
 
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(The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.)
 
(The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.)
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:'''Bart''': No belching.
 
:'''Bart''': No belching.
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': That dad has a shirt on!
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': That dad has a shirt on!
:'''Marge''': Look kids, napkins!
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:'''Marge''': Look, napkins!
:'''Franklin:''' napkins?
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:'''Bart''': These people are obviously freaks.
:'''Marge: '''Yeah napkins!
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:'''Bart''': These people are obviously freaks out!
 
:'''Blues:''' oh bart, what the hell is it
 
:'''Marge:''' Napkins!
 

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Homer's Odyssey
There's No Disgrace Like Home
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Marge: I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a little al-key-hol in this punch.

Mr. Burns: [Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek] Ahh. That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
Homer: Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
Bart: Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!
Homer: Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.

Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
Marge: Well, maybe we should move to a larger community.

(The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.)

Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
Bart: No belching.
Lisa: That dad has a shirt on!
Marge: Look, napkins!
Bart: These people are obviously freaks.
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