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They Saved Lisa's Brain
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo ā–ŗ
Carl: Let's make litter out of these literati!
Lenny: That's too clever, you're one of them!

Homer: You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
Photographer: Light is not your friend.

Comic Book Guy: (dressed as Copernicus) Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not the other way round.
Lindsay Naegle: Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
Comic Book Guy: Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.

Lisa: We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theater. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."

Homer: (nervously) You're not going to ask me to pose nude, are you?
Photographer: Well, yes, unless you have issues about revealing your body.
Homer: I don't, but the Block Association seems to. They wanted a "traditional" Santa Claus.

Homer: Larry Flint is right. You guys stink!

Dr. Hibbert: Why do we live in a town where the smartest have no power and the stupidest run everything? Maybe I should just move back to Alabama.
Stephen Hawking: (with his mouth moving) Don't feel bad, Lisa. (Looks at Lisa when she feels sad).
Stephen Hawking: (with his mouth moving) Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal it.
Homer: Wow. I can't believe someone I never heard of is hanging out with a guy like me.
Moe: So who's paying the tab here?
Homer: (Imitating Stephen Hawking) I am.
Stephen Hawking: (with his mouth moving) Did you say that, Mr. Computer?
Mr. Computer: I didn't say that.
Stephen Hawking: (with his mouth moving) Homer, did you?
Homer: Yes I did.
(Hawking punches Homer with a mechanical punch)
Homer: ...D'oh. (still imitating Hawking's computer-voice)


ā—„ Season 9 Season 10 Quotes Season 11 ā–ŗ
Lard of the Dance ā€¢ The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace ā€¢ Bart the Mother ā€¢ Treehouse of Horror IX ā€¢ When You Dish Upon a Star ā€¢ D'oh-in' in the Wind ā€¢ Lisa Gets an "A" ā€¢ Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" ā€¢ Mayored to the Mob ā€¢ Viva Ned Flanders ā€¢ Wild Barts Can't Be Broken ā€¢ Sunday, Cruddy Sunday ā€¢ Homer to the Max ā€¢ I'm with Cupid ā€¢ Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" ā€¢ Make Room for Lisa ā€¢ Maximum Homerdrive ā€¢ Simpsons Bible Stories ā€¢ Mom and Pop Art ā€¢ The Old Man and the "C" Student ā€¢ Monty Can't Buy Me Love ā€¢ They Saved Lisa's Brain ā€¢ Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
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