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- Carl: Let's make litter out of these literati!
- Lenny: That's too clever, you're one of them!
- Homer: You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
- Photographer: Light is not your friend.
- Comic Book Guy: (dressed as Copernicus) Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not the other way round.
- Lindsay Naegle: Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
- Comic Book Guy: Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.
- Lisa: We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theater. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."
- Homer: (nervously) You're not going to ask me to pose nude, are you?
- Photographer: Well, yes, unless you have issues about revealing your body.
- Homer: I don't, but the Block Association seems to. They wanted a "traditional" Santa Claus.
- Homer: Larry Flint is right. You guys stink!
- Dr. Hibbert: Why do we live in a town where the smartest have no power and the stupidest run everything? Maybe I should just move back to Alabama.
- Stephen Hawking: (with his mouth moving) Don't feel bad, Lisa. (Looks at Lisa when she feels sad).
- Stephen Hawking: (with his mouth moving) Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal it.
- Homer: Wow. I can't believe someone I never heard of is hanging out with a guy like me.
- Moe: So who's paying the tab here?
- Homer: (Imitating Stephen Hawking) I am.
- Stephen Hawking: (with his mouth moving) Did you say that, Mr. Computer?
- Mr. Computer: I didn't say that.
- Stephen Hawking: (with his mouth moving) Homer, did you?
- Homer: Yes I did.
- (Hawking punches Homer with a mechanical punch)
- Homer: ...D'oh. (still imitating Hawking's computer-voice)
ā Season 9 | Season 10 Quotes | Season 11 āŗ |
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Lard of the Dance ā¢ The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace ā¢ Bart the Mother ā¢ Treehouse of Horror IX ā¢ When You Dish Upon a Star ā¢ D'oh-in' in the Wind ā¢ Lisa Gets an "A" ā¢ Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" ā¢ Mayored to the Mob ā¢ Viva Ned Flanders ā¢ Wild Barts Can't Be Broken ā¢ Sunday, Cruddy Sunday ā¢ Homer to the Max ā¢ I'm with Cupid ā¢ Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" ā¢ Make Room for Lisa ā¢ Maximum Homerdrive ā¢ Simpsons Bible Stories ā¢ Mom and Pop Art ā¢ The Old Man and the "C" Student ā¢ Monty Can't Buy Me Love ā¢ They Saved Lisa's Brain ā¢ Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo |