Homer: You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
Photographer: Light is not your friend.
Comic Book Guy: (dressed as Copernicus) Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
Lindsay Naegle: Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
Comic Book Guy: Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.
Lisa: We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."
(At the gross-out contest)
Lisa: This is so embarrassing!
Marge: Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today?
