This Old Clown

This Old Clown is a song sung by Krusty the Clown and Lisa Simpson in the episode "Once Upon a Time in Springfield". It is set to the tune of the traditional children's song "This Old Man."

Lyrics

Krusty:

This old clown, tee-hee-hee,

He's as happy as can be,

'Cuz I got a girlfriend under thirty-three!

Nelson and Milhouse:

Booooooooo!

Nelson:

I walked nineteen miles for this?

Krusty:

Can't you kids be glad for me?

Lisa:

I am her, she is me,

I'm just like Penelope.

(Bart unplugs the television.)

Lisa:

It's still on in my head,

It will be there till I'm dead.

(Bart groans, Lisa hums the rest of the song.)