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'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
Three Gays of the Condo
Dude, Where's My Ranch?
Homer: You guys don't have a gay time machine, do you?
Julio: Yes. It's called Grady's shoe closet.
Grady: Hey, Julio? Ouch.

Lenny: Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it!

Homer: Marge, I can't live like this, I'm tired of walking around on eggshells!
Marge: Maybe if you didn't throw them on the floor… (gestures towards eggshells that Homer is standing on)
Homer: Now you're just making up rules! Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?

Nelson: Ha ha! Bart's so poor he has to eat cardboard!
Milhouse: What are you eating?
Nelson: Dry wall.

Bart: Time to repress another memory. I... am... at.. Disneyland. Disneyland!

Grady: And with a male roommate, we can walk around naked!
Homer: Way ahead of you! (Homer walks around naked)
Season 13 Season 14 Quotes Season 15
Treehouse of Horror XIIIHow I Spent My Strummer VacationBart vs. Lisa vs. the Third GradeLarge MargeHelter ShelterThe Great Louse DetectiveSpecial EdnaThe Dad Who Knew Too LittleThe Strong Arms of the MaPray AnythingBarting OverI'm Spelling as Fast as I CanA Star is Born-AgainMr. Spritz Goes to WashingtonC.E. D'oh'Scuse Me While I Miss the SkyThree Gays of the CondoDude, Where's My Ranch?Old Yeller-BellyBrake My Wife, PleaseThe Bart of WarMoe Baby Blues
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