- “You said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!”
- ―Titania protesting to Duffman.
Titania is a bartender who has worked at Juggernauts and Knockers. She was the runner-up in the "Beer–Tender of the Year" contest.
Physical Appearance
A beautiful woman with above average sized breasts, Titania also has blonde hair and a magenta tank-top that reveals her deep cleavage with blue jeans and black shoes. She also wears pink lipstick and white pearl earrings.
History
Titania was in the "Beer–Tender of the Year" contest, where she pulled out all the stops in using her "assets" to increase her chances of winning. She started by spilling beer on her ample chest, which succeeded in attracting everyone's attention. She then won the "Trick Pouring" round of the contest by jumping up and down while filling cups of beer (which had the effect of making her large breasts bounce up and down) while Moe and the other contestant did actual beer-pouring tricks. In the "Question and Answer" round, she answered "Goat!" to the question, "Duff Beer is rooted from sparkling clear mountain… what?" and Duffman (who was judging the contest) gave her a pass on the question.
In the last round, the "Drunk Toss," it was revealed that Titania had slept with Duffman. When Duffman told her to toss her drunk, she protested that he had said that if she slept with him, she wouldn't have to touch any drunks. Duffman brushed her off, saying "Duffman says a lot of things," and Titania angrily stomped off, withdrawing her from the contest.[1]
When Santa's Little Helper was Duff's mascot, Titania was seen in one of its advertisements.
She appeared in Ned's nightmare about Hollywood.
Titania was seen on the sign of a Knockers.
She attended Lisa's town meeting about Lake Springfield.
Non-Canon
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Titania and Baby Gerald once tried to solve a kidnapping at Wall E. Weasel's. The two competed against Maggie and Moe as they looked for clues.
Gallery
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Appearances
Episode – "Pygmoelian" - Episode – "Old Yeller-Belly" (Advertisement)
- Episode – "Don't Fear the Roofer" (sign)
- – The Simpsons Movie
- Comic book – Bart Simpson Comics 31
- Book – The Marge Book
- Book – Simpsons World: The Ultimate Episode Guide, Seasons 1-20
- Book – Homer Simpson's Little Book of Laziness
- Comic story – The Disappearing Duchess!
