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|image = Krustmtvah.jpg
 
|Episode Number = 319
 
|Episode Number = 319
 
|productionCode = FABF01
 
|productionCode = FABF01
 
|originalAirdate = December 7, 2003
 
|originalAirdate = December 7, 2003
|blackboardText = "40 years old and Unmarried is not funny"
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|blackboardText = "Over forty & single is not funny"
|couchGag = The Family slide down the Batpole into the Batcave.
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|couchGag = [[Batman couch gag]]
 
|specialGuestVoices = [[Jackie Mason]] as Rabbi [[Hyman Krustofsky]]<br>[[wikipedia:Mr. T|Mr. T]] as himself
 
|specialGuestVoices = [[Jackie Mason]] as Rabbi [[Hyman Krustofsky]]<br>[[wikipedia:Mr. T|Mr. T]] as himself
 
|Written By = [[Joel H. Cohen]]
 
|Written By = [[Joel H. Cohen]]
|Directed By = [[Nancy Kruse]]
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|Directed By = [[Nancy Kruse]]}}{{Quote|I thought I was a self-hating Jew, but it turns out I'm just a plain old anti-Semite!|[[Krusty the Clown]]}}
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'''Today, I am a Clown''' is the sixth episode of [[Season 15]]. The episode first aired on December 7, 2003.
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'''Today, I am a Clown''' is the sixth episode of [[Season 15]] (originally going to be the first episode of the fifteenth season in production order).
   
== Plot ==
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==Summary==
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Krusty comes to realize that he can't find happiness in life because he never had a Bar Mitzvah, so he reunites with his father ([[Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky]]) and sets about having one.
Maggie is locked in the bathroom and she is eventually freed, thanks to Lisa trying their rescue solution a second time, after Homer fails. The family hears the doorbell, finding [[Dr. Hibbert]], who says that [[Santa's Little Helper]] had impregnated his poodle, Rosa Barks, and he turns over the puppies to the Simpson family and making them their problem. Although Lisa reads a Simpsons episode guide that says that Homer was taking Santa's Little Helper to have him neutered, Homer was never able to complete the deed. Bart and Lisa give out puppies to people, including [[Krusty]], who takes him for a walk to his old neighborhood.
 
   
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==Synopsis==
However, when Krusty returns to his old neighborhood in the Jewish section of Springfield, he sees the Jewish Walk of Fame and finds that his star is not on the sidewalk. He then goes to register for it and is told he does not have a star because he did not have a bar mitzvah, which means he is not a Jewish man, so he claims he can not be a "self-hating Jew" but instead he is an antisemite (much to the delight of [[Rainier Wolfcastle]]). Bart and Lisa take Krusty to see his father, who claimed that Krusty was not given a bar mitzvah due to his non-serious attitude growing up making him fear Krusty would make fun of the event. He agrees to help Krusty achieve his goal teaching Krusty all the goals associated with Judaism. With this happening, Krusty cannot do shows on Saturday (the Sabbath); therefore, he must seek a replacement, and gets Homer to replace him for the day. Homer's replacement show is a talk show, featuring [[Moe Szyslak|Moe]], [[Lenny Leonard|Lenny]] (later replaced by [[Barney Gumble|Barney]] and [[Disco Stu]]), and [[Carl Carlson|Carl]] as panelists. The show becomes a success in its own right; meanwhile, Krusty continues to learn his Jewish traditions.
 
 
[[Maggie Simpson|Maggie]] is locked in the bathroom and eventually gets freed, thanks to [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]], trying a rescue solution a second time ("I don't get why we only try ideas '''''once'''''"). The family hears the doorbell, finding [[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Julius Hibbert]], who says that the Simpsons' dog, [[Santa's Little Helper]], had impregnated his own dog, a [[wikipedia:Purebred|purebred]] [[wikipedia:Poodle|poodle]] named [[wikipedia:Rosa Parks|Rosa ''Barks'']], and he gives the puppies to the Simpson family, making them their problem. However, [[wikipedia:Fourth wall|Lisa reads]] ''[[The Simpsons: A Complete Guide to Our Favorite Family]]'' that says [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] had taken Santa's Little Helper to be neutered after the events of "[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]," but Homer confesses that he couldn't bring himself to actually do it. Lisa and [[Bart Simpson|Bart]], give out the puppies to people including [[Groundskeeper Willie]], [[Snake Jailbird]], and [[Krusty the Clown]], who takes his new puppy for a walk to his old neighborhood.
   
 
When Krusty returns to his old neighborhood in the [[wikipedia:Jews|Jewish]] community of [[Springfield]], he sees the Jewish Walk of Fame. Krusty finds out that he doesn't have a star on the sidewalk, and goes to register for one. However, when the person Krusty goes to asks for the date of his [[wikipedia:Bar and Bat Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]], Krusty confesses that he never actually ''had'' a Bar Mitzvah. The person tells him that since he never had a Bar Mitzvah, he's not really [[wikipedia:Judaism|Jewish]]. Krusty runs into Bart and Lisa outside, and he tells them that he's just found out that he's not a "self-hating Jew," but is actually an "[[wikipedia:Antisemitism|antisemite]]" (much to the delight of [[Rainier Wolfcastle]]). Bart and Lisa wonder how Krusty couldn't have had a Bar Mitzvah, especially considering that his own father is a [[wikipedia:Rabbi|rabbi]]. They go to [[Hyman Krustofsky]] to ask why Krusty never had a Bar Mitzvah, and Hyman reveals that it was because he was afraid that Krusty would make a mockery of the whole ceremony. Lisa points out that Krusty can still have his Bar Mitzvah as an adult, as there's nothing in Judaism that forbids it. Rabbi Krustofsky agrees to help his son reach his goal, teaching him all about Judaism. With this happening, Krusty can't do shows on Saturdays (the [[wikipedia:Shabbat|Sabbath]] day for Jews); therefore, he must seek a replacement, and gets Homer to replace him for the day. Homer's replacement show is a [[wikipedia:Talk show|talk show]], featuring [[Moe Szyslak|Moe]], [[Lenny Leonard|Lenny]] (later replaced by [[Barney Gumble|Barney]] and then [[Disco Stu]]), and [[Carl Carlson|Carl]] as panelists. The show becomes a success in its own right; meanwhile, Krusty continues to learn his Jewish traditions.
Homer's show is a surprising success, so much that Krusty's show is eventually cancelled by Channel 6. Lisa suggests that Homer put his power to good use after listening to Lisa's advice, but ironically, because it comes of as being whiny ratings decline and Homer's show is also cancelled. Krusty, after being fired by Channel 6, pitches his bar mitzvah to the [[Fox]] network (knowing that "you guys are known for taking chances on crap"). When his bar mitzvah ("Krusty the Clown's Wet 'n' Wild Bar Mitzvah"), featuring [[Mr. T]] as a guest, airs, it becomes a ratings smash, drawing "''Raymond'' rerun good" ratings, but the spectacle disappoints his father. Krusty feeling remorse, claims that he wants to have a real bar mitzvah the traditional way at the temple. The show closes out with Krusty having an (almost) serious bar mitzvah in a synagogue. It is a happy ending for everybody, except the Simpsons, who are cancelled when Homer strangles Bart, with their car being thrown in the trash (to be shredded).
 
   
 
Homer's show is a surprising success, so much so that Krusty's show is eventually cancelled by Channel 6. Lisa suggests that Homer put his power to good use, but ironically, ratings decline and Homer's show is also cancelled thanks to Lisa's suggestion. Krusty, after being fired by Channel 6, pitches his Bar Mitzvah to the [[wikipedia:Fox Broadcasting Company|Fox network]] (knowing that they'll "take chances on crap"). When his Bar Mitzvah ("Krusty the Klown's Wet 'n' Wild Bar Mitzvah"), featuring [[Mr. T]] as a guest, airs, it becomes a ratings smash, but the spectacle disappoints his father. Krusty feels guilty, and after the show, he tells his dad that he wants to have a real Bar Mitzvah the traditional way at a [[wikipedia:Synagogue|Jewish temple]]. The episode finishes with Krusty having an (almost) serious Bar Mitzvah in a synagogue.
   
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== Citations ==
* [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701276/ IMDB page]
 
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* [http://www.jewishjournal.com/home/preview.php?id=11483 An article on the episode in The Jewish Journal of Greater Los Angeles]
 
 
 
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I thought I was a self-hating Jew, but it turns out I'm just a plain old anti-Semite!
Krusty the Clown

Today, I am a Clown is the sixth episode of Season 15 (originally going to be the first episode of the fifteenth season in production order).

Summary

Krusty comes to realize that he can't find happiness in life because he never had a Bar Mitzvah, so he reunites with his father (Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky) and sets about having one.

Synopsis

Maggie is locked in the bathroom and eventually gets freed, thanks to Lisa, trying a rescue solution a second time ("I don't get why we only try ideas once"). The family hears the doorbell, finding Dr. Julius Hibbert, who says that the Simpsons' dog, Santa's Little Helper, had impregnated his own dog, a purebred poodle named Rosa Barks, and he gives the puppies to the Simpson family, making them their problem. However, Lisa reads The Simpsons: A Complete Guide to Our Favorite Family that says Homer had taken Santa's Little Helper to be neutered after the events of "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds," but Homer confesses that he couldn't bring himself to actually do it. Lisa and Bart, give out the puppies to people including Groundskeeper Willie, Snake Jailbird, and Krusty the Clown, who takes his new puppy for a walk to his old neighborhood.

When Krusty returns to his old neighborhood in the Jewish community of Springfield, he sees the Jewish Walk of Fame. Krusty finds out that he doesn't have a star on the sidewalk, and goes to register for one. However, when the person Krusty goes to asks for the date of his Bar Mitzvah, Krusty confesses that he never actually had a Bar Mitzvah. The person tells him that since he never had a Bar Mitzvah, he's not really Jewish. Krusty runs into Bart and Lisa outside, and he tells them that he's just found out that he's not a "self-hating Jew," but is actually an "antisemite" (much to the delight of Rainier Wolfcastle). Bart and Lisa wonder how Krusty couldn't have had a Bar Mitzvah, especially considering that his own father is a rabbi. They go to Hyman Krustofsky to ask why Krusty never had a Bar Mitzvah, and Hyman reveals that it was because he was afraid that Krusty would make a mockery of the whole ceremony. Lisa points out that Krusty can still have his Bar Mitzvah as an adult, as there's nothing in Judaism that forbids it. Rabbi Krustofsky agrees to help his son reach his goal, teaching him all about Judaism. With this happening, Krusty can't do shows on Saturdays (the Sabbath day for Jews); therefore, he must seek a replacement, and gets Homer to replace him for the day. Homer's replacement show is a talk show, featuring Moe, Lenny (later replaced by Barney and then Disco Stu), and Carl as panelists. The show becomes a success in its own right; meanwhile, Krusty continues to learn his Jewish traditions.

Homer's show is a surprising success, so much so that Krusty's show is eventually cancelled by Channel 6. Lisa suggests that Homer put his power to good use, but ironically, ratings decline and Homer's show is also cancelled thanks to Lisa's suggestion. Krusty, after being fired by Channel 6, pitches his Bar Mitzvah to the Fox network (knowing that they'll "take chances on crap"). When his Bar Mitzvah ("Krusty the Klown's Wet 'n' Wild Bar Mitzvah"), featuring Mr. T as a guest, airs, it becomes a ratings smash, but the spectacle disappoints his father. Krusty feels guilty, and after the show, he tells his dad that he wants to have a real Bar Mitzvah the traditional way at a Jewish temple. The episode finishes with Krusty having an (almost) serious Bar Mitzvah in a synagogue.

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Krusty The ClownKrusty the Clown Show Characters, Locations and Key Episodes
Krusty the Clown | Sideshow Bob | Sideshow Mel | Sophie Krustofsky | Mr. Teeny

Krusty Burger | Clown College | Kamp Krusty
Krusty Gets Busted | Itchy & Scratchy & Marge | Like Father, Like Clown | Kamp Krusty | Krusty Gets Kancelled | Bart Gets Famous | Homie the Clown | Bart the Fink | The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show | The Last Temptation of Krust | Insane Clown Poppy | Day of the Jackanapes | Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington | Today, I Am a Clown | Yokel Chords | All About Lisa | Once Upon a Time in Springfield | The Ten-Per-Cent Solution | Clown in the Dumps | The Nightmare After Krustmas | Fears of a Clown | Krusty the Clown (episode) | The Clown Stays in the Picture | Clown V. Board of Education

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