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Technician: Okay, camera two.
(Homer walks to her)
Technician: Alright… Excuse me, this is a restricted area.
Homer: Take a hike, Kojak
(He kicks her)

Homer is enraged at being made to do a simple chore such as take out trash
Homer: {mumbling to himself}: Lousy, rotten, stinking, hate world, revenge, soon, take out on everyone!
Wastebasket leaks
Homer: {talking to himself} AH! Garbage water! Oh...
Squeezes garbage water out of slippers
Homer: {talking (presumably) to God} You're pushing me, baby!
Garbage truck drives past Simpsons residence without stopping
Homer: Hey wait! Stop! I have garbage!
Homer: {shouting} You guys are the lousiest garbage men ever! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, you trash-eating stinkbags!
Garbage truck brakes
Homer: {to himself} Uh-oh...
Garbage truck reverses up to Homer
Garbageman #1: What did you call us?
Homer: I don't know... A lot of people yellin' stuff...
Garbageman #2: Yeah, you called us trash-eating stinkbags!
Garbageman #1: Didn't you learn anything from Love Day?
Homer: That was yesterday, moron!

Kitchen. Homer enters with filthy pajamas and wearing an orange rind like a hat
Homer: Good news, everybody! I got in a fight with the garbage men and they are cutting off our service.
Marge: Oh lord, now what are we going to do? Just let the trash pile up?
Homer: Hey, I'd rather live in a dump than in a world full of snooty garbage men!
Lisa: Dad, is this one of those situations that could be solved with a simple apology?
Homer: I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

Marge: Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again.
Homer: That's not the way she tells it.
Marge: And the school nurse says Bart has the plague!
Homer: Eh, it's like the measles, Good to get it out of the way.

Flanders: (to Homer) Maude's folks are here, and they're a tad touchy about odors.
Homer: Then you might wanna close your windows before the sun hits Diaper Hill!
Rod: (while standing on a hill of dirty diapers) Look, Daddy! I'm the king of the mountain!
Flanders: Rod, get off of there!

Bono: (when Homer interrupts U2's concert) Hold on, people! The man's talking about waste management. That affects the whole **** planet!
The Edge: Oh, here we go.

Bart: Hey everybody, vote for my dad Homer Simpson! (Whispering) If you don't, he'll beat us.
Homer: Why you little! Uh...no-ones gonna beat you, son.
Homer: (Whispering) You're gonna get such a beating.

Bono: Wow, look at him go. You're the real lord of the dance, Homer.

(The security guards pull Homer off the stage)
Homer: Ah! Aaah! Bono, Help me!
Bono: Don't worry, folks. He'll get the help he needs.
(On the big screens, it shows the guards beating up Homer)

Teddy Bear: I'm Sir Love-A-Lot, the bear who loves to love!
Homer: They didn't have Lord Huggington!?
Marge: It's the same basic bear, Homie.
Homer: I guess. (Turns away)

The Edge: (to Larry) What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint?
Adam: Can I come?
The Edge: No.
Adam: Wankers.

(During the end credits, U2 is on a plane)
Adam: Look guys, I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection.
The Edge: Oh, here we go.
Bono: How many spoons have you got now, Adam?
Adam: Nine. If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane.
Bono: Can I see it? (throws the spoon)
Adam: My spoon!
(The spoon hits Mr. Burns in the head)
Mr. Burns: Oww! Wankers.


Season 8 Season 9 Quotes Season 10
The City of New York vs. Homer SimpsonThe Principal and the PauperLisa's SaxTreehouse of Horror VIIIThe Cartridge FamilyBart StarThe Two Mrs. NahasapeemapetilonsLisa the SkepticRealty BitesMiracle on Evergreen TerraceAll Singing, All DancingBart CarnyThe Joy of SectDas BusThe Last Temptation of KrustDumbbell IndemnityLisa the SimpsonThis Little WiggySimpson TideThe Trouble with TrillionsGirly EditionTrash of the TitansKing of the HillLost Our LisaNatural Born Kissers
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