Bart: Please, Lis, they prefer to be called the 'living impaired'.
Groundskeeper Willie: [using shovel to smooth fresh dirt] There! Pretty as a picture. [zombies burst from dirt patch][startled] Ah! Zombies! [zombies walk by, ignoring him; he turns and uses shovel to smooth dirt patch again] There! Pretty as a picture.
Bart: I thought dabbling in the Black Arts would be good for a chuckle, how wrong I was. I should have never read that book.
Lisa: Wait Bart, maybe the library has another book that will reverse the spell?!
Marge: It's our only hope!
Homer: [cocking a shotgun] To the book depository!
Homer: [while attacking the zombies] Take that, Washington! Eat lead, Einstein! Show's over, Shakespeare!
Shakespeare: Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?
Homer: [turns on radio; music plays]
Radio DJ: KZMB, all zombie radio. [zombies moan]
[Kang and Kodos observe Earth from their saucer]
Kodos: Those zombies have the Earthlings on the run.
Kang: Soon the human race will wither and fall, like the Earth plums we have seen on the Observe-o-Scope.
[they laugh maniacally]
Marge: Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies.
Bart: Shh. TV. [on TV, there's a thud and audience laughter is heard]