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Treehouse of Horror IV

Marge on the Lam

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Devil Flanders: Now remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for--

(Homer has already scarfed all but a small crumb of the donut)

Homer: Hey, wait. If I don't finish this last bite, you don't get my soul, do you?

Devil Flanders: Uh, technically no, but--

Homer: (singing) I'm smarter than the Devil. I'm smarter than the Dev--

(Flanders turns into a huge demon)

Devil Flanders: YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME! (Homer gulps) I'll see you in Hell yet, Homer Simpson!

Blue Demon: (perplexed that his attempt to crack Homer failed) I don't understand it, James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes

(Devil Flanders curses Homer by turning his head into a donut.)

Marge: Homer, stop picking at it!

Homer: Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty! Well, time to go to work.

Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.

Chief Wiggum: (Outside house, sipping coffee) Don't worry, boys. He's got to come out of there sometime.

Homer: Oh, I'd sell my soul for a donut.

(Flanders appears as the devil.)

Devil Flanders: Well (chuckles) that can be arranged.

Homer: Flanders?! You're the devil?!

Devil Flanders: (Chuckles) It's always the one you least expect.

Devil Flanders: I give you the Jury of the Damned. Benedict Arnold. Lizzy Borden. Richard Nixon.

Nixon: But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.

Devil Flanders: Listen, I did a favor for you!

Nixon: (subdued) Yes master.

Devil Flanders: John Wilkes Booth. Blackbeard the Pirate. John Dillinger. And the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.

Marge: Lisa, stop being so suspicious. Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. Burns asked?

Bart & Lisa: Yes.

Homer: (Holding out a pitch black towel) Sure did!

Bart: Otto! There's a gremlin on the side of the bus!

(Otto looks out his side window and sees Hans Moleman driving.)

Otto: Don't worry, Bart dude. I'll get rid of him.

(Otto slams into the car.)

Hans Moleman: Oh, I just made my final payment.

(Moleman's car almost crashes into a tree, but then explodes.)

Bart: I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death.

Lisa: And…?

Grampa: Quick! We have to kill the boy!

Marge: How did you know he's a vampire?

Grampa: He's a vampire? (runs off screaming)

(Homer squeezes bull horn in Bart's ear)

Bart: (screams)

Homer: Hey Marge, I found all this stuff at the dock. It was just sitting in some guy's boat.

Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you before not to bite your sister? Hey, wait a minute! You are a vampire!

Homer: It sure was nice of Mr. Burns to invite us for a midnight dinner at his country house in...Pennsylvania!

(Homer is being sucked into Hell)

Marge: Homer, did you eat that donut?!

Homer: No.

Blackbeard: (looking at Homer and Marge's wedding picture) Arrgh! This be some sort of treasure map!

Benedict Arnold: Give me that, you idiot! You can't read!

Vampire Burns: (On the intercom) Welcome, come in. (whispered) Ah, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead!

Smithers: Sir, you have to let go of the button.

Vampire Burns: Oh son of a bi--(The doors to the manor open)

Lisa: Dad, do you notice anything strange?

Homer: Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer.

Vampire Burns: I heard that!

Homer: It was the boy!

Vampire Grampa: This cape is giving me a rash.

Groundskeeper Willie: My mule wouldn't walk in the mud. (starts to get teary) So I had to put seventeen bullets in him.

Lionel Hutz: I watched Matlock in a bar the other night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.

Blackbeard: This chair be high, says I.

Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.

Principal Skinner: Pull, Willie, pull!

Groundskeeper Willie: I'm doin' all of the pullin', you blouse-wearin' poodle-walker!

Homer: Ooh! Super Fun Happy Slide!

Lisa: No, Dad!

Homer: Ohh…I guess killing will be fun enough.

Vampire Bart: (Floating outside Lisa's window with a few other kids he's bitten) Come join us Lisa, it's so cool. You get to stay up all night drinking blood!

Vampire Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at the movies.

(Bart laughs as he transforms into a bat and flies out the window as the family watches him go)

Marge: Homer, we gotta do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!

(Bart is captured by the vampires. A female vampire presents him to Burns who flies in as a bat then morphs to his human form)

Vampire Burns: Well if isn't little...um...boy. Eh, yeah.

Lisa: (Rushing back to the dining room) Mom! Dad! Mr. Burns is a vampire! And he has Bart!

Vampire Burns: (Appears with blood visible on his fangs) Why Bart is right here.

Bart: (Pale-skinned, bite marks on his neck, droning) Hello mother, hello father. I missed you during my uneventful absence.

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Homer's Barbershop Quartet • Cape Feare • Homer Goes to College • Rosebud • Treehouse of Horror IV • Marge on the Lam • Bart's Inner Child • Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood • The Last Temptation of Homer • $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) • Homer the Vigilante • Bart Gets Famous • Homer and Apu • Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy • Deep Space Homer • Homer Loves Flanders • Bart Gets an Elephant • Burns' Heir • Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song • The Boy Who Knew Too Much • Lady Bouvier's Lover • Secrets of a Successful Marriage

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 :'''Devil Flanders''': Now remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for--
-:''(Homer has already scarfed the donut)''
+:''(Homer has already scarfed all but a small crumb of the donut)''
 :'''Homer''': Hey, wait. If I don't finish this last bite, you don't get my soul, do you?
-:'''Devil Flanders''': Well, technically no, but--
+:'''Devil Flanders''': Uh, technically no, but--
-:'''Homer''': I'm smarter than the Devil. I'm smarter than the Dev--
+:'''Homer''': ''(singing)'' I'm smarter than the Devil. I'm smarter than the Dev--
 :''(Flanders turns into a huge demon)''
-:'''Devil Flanders''': You are not smarter than me! ''(Homer gulps)'' I'll see you in Hell yet, Homer Simpson!
+:'''Devil Flanders''': '''''YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME!''''' ''(Homer gulps)'' I'll see you in Hell yet, Homer Simpson!
+----
+:'''Blue Demon''': ''(perplexed that his attempt to crack Homer failed)'' I don't understand it, James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes
 ----
 :''(Devil Flanders curses Homer by turning his head into a donut.)''
-:'''Marge''': Homer, don't pick at it!
+:'''Marge''': Homer, stop picking at it!
-:'''Homer''': But, Marge, I'm so sweet and tasty! Well, I guess I'll go to work.
+:'''Homer''': Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty! Well, time to go to work.
-:'''Lisa''': Uh, Dad, I wouldn't go out there if I were you.
+:'''Lisa''': Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
 :'''Chief Wiggum''': ''(Outside house, sipping coffee)'' Don't worry, boys. He's got to come out of there sometime.
 ----
 :'''Homer''': Oh, I'd sell my soul for a donut.
 :''(Flanders appears as the devil.)''
-:'''Devil Flanders''': Did I hear someone wanted to sell their soul?
+:'''Devil Flanders''': Well (chuckles) that can be arranged.
-:'''Homer''': Flanders?! You're the devil?!
+:'''Homer''': Flanders?! ''You're'' the devil?!
-:'''Devil Flanders''': It's always the one you least expect isn't it?
+:'''Devil Flanders''': (Chuckles) It's always the one you least expect.
+----
+:'''Devil Flanders''': I give you the Jury of the Damned. Benedict Arnold. Lizzy Borden. Richard Nixon.
+:'''Nixon''': But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.
+:'''Devil Flanders''': Listen, I did a favor for you!
+:'''Nixon''': (subdued) Yes master.
+:'''Devil Flanders''': John Wilkes Booth. Blackbeard the Pirate. John Dillinger. And the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.
 ----
-:'''Marge''': Lisa, it's not nice to call people vampires. Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. Burns asked?
+:'''Marge''': Lisa, stop being so suspicious. Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. Burns asked?
 :'''Bart & Lisa''': Yes.
 :'''Homer''': ''(Holding out a pitch black towel)'' Sure did!
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 :'''Otto''': Don't worry, Bart dude. I'll get rid of him.
 :(Otto slams into the car.)
-:'''Hans Moleman''': Oh, I just made my last payment.
+:'''Hans Moleman''': Oh, I just made my final payment.
 :''(Moleman's car almost crashes into a tree, but then explodes.)''
 ----
@@ Line 40: / Line 47: @@
 :'''Grampa''': Quick! We have to kill the boy!
 :'''Marge''': How did you know he's a vampire?
-:'''Grampa''': He's a vampire? Ahhh!
+:'''Grampa''': He's a vampire? ''(runs off screaming)''
 ----
 :''(Homer squeezes bull horn in Bart's ear)''
-:'''Bart''': Ahhhhhh!
+:'''Bart''': ''(screams)''
 :'''Homer''': Hey Marge, I found all this stuff at the dock. It was just sitting in some guy's boat.
 ----
-:'''Homer''': Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis… Hey, wait a minute! You are a vampire!
+:'''Homer''': Bart! How many times have I told you before not to bite your sister? Hey, wait a minute! You are a vampire!
 ----
-:'''Homer''': It was so nice of Mr. Burns to invite us to his country home in...Pennsylvania!
+:'''Homer''': It sure was nice of Mr. Burns to invite us for a midnight dinner at his country house in...Pennsylvania!
 ----
 :''(Homer is being sucked into Hell)''
@@ Line 57: / Line 64: @@
 :'''Benedict Arnold''': Give me that, you idiot! You can't read!
 ----
-:'''Vampire Burns''': ''(On the intercom)'' Welcome, come in. ''(whispered)'' Finally, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead!
+:'''Vampire Burns''': ''(On the intercom)'' Welcome, come in. ''(whispered)'' Ah, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead!
-:'''Smithers''': Sir, you're supposed to let go of the button.
+:'''Smithers''': Sir, you have to let go of the button.
-:'''Vampire Burns''': Well son of a bi--''(The doors to the manor open)''
+:'''Vampire Burns''': Oh son of a bi--''(The doors to the manor open)''
 ----
-:'''Lisa''': Dad, don't you think there something a little off about him.
+:'''Lisa''': Dad, do you notice anything strange?
-:'''Homer''': Yeah, his hairdo is so queer.
+:'''Homer''': Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer.
 :'''Vampire Burns''': I heard that!
 :'''Homer''': It was the boy!
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 :'''Vampire Grampa''': This cape is giving me a rash.
 ----
-:'''Groundskeeper Willie''': My mule wouldn't walk in the mud. So I had to put seventeen bullets in him.
+:'''Groundskeeper Willie''': My mule wouldn't walk in the mud. ''(starts to get teary)'' So I had to put seventeen bullets in him.
 ----
-:'''Lionel Hutz''': I watched ''{{w|Matlock (TV series)|Matlock}}'' in a bar the other night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.
+:'''Lionel Hutz''': I watched Matlock in a bar the other night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.
 ----
 :'''Blackbeard''': This chair be high, says I.
 ----
-:'''Homer''': Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
+:'''Homer''': Lisa, vampires are make-believe like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
 ----
 :'''Principal Skinner''': Pull, Willie, pull!
-:'''Groundskeeper Willie''': I'm doin' all the pulling, you blouse-wearing poodle-walker!
+:'''Groundskeeper Willie''': I'm doin' all of the pullin', you blouse-wearin' poodle-walker!
 ----
-:'''Homer''': Ahh! Super Fun Happy Slide!
+:'''Homer''': Ooh! Super Fun Happy Slide!
-:'''Lisa''': No Dad!
+:'''Lisa''': No, Dad!
 :'''Homer''': Ohh…I guess killing will be fun enough.
 ----
 :'''Vampire Bart''': ''(Floating outside Lisa's window with a few other kids he's bitten)'' Come join us Lisa, it's so cool. You get to stay up all night drinking blood!
-:'''Vampire Milhouse''': And if you say your a vampire, you get a free small soda at the movies.
+:'''Vampire Milhouse''': And if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at the movies.
 ----
-:''(Bart laughs as he changes into a bat and flies out the window as the family watches him go)''
+:''(Bart laughs as he transforms into a bat and flies out the window as the family watches him go)''
-: '''Marge''': Homer we have to do something. Tonight he's drinking people's blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
+: '''Marge''': Homer, we gotta do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
 ----
 :''(Bart is captured by the vampires. A female vampire presents him to Burns who flies in as a bat then morphs to his human form)''
-:'''Vampire Burns''': Well if isn't little...um...boy.
+:'''Vampire Burns''': Well if isn't little...um...boy. Eh, yeah.
 ----
 :'''Lisa''': ''(Rushing back to the dining room)'' Mom! Dad! Mr. Burns is a vampire! And he has Bart!
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 :'''Bart''': ''(Pale-skinned, bite marks on his neck, droning)'' Hello mother, hello father. I missed you during my uneventful absence.
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