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Plot

Marge's Warning

While Marge is giving her warning, she recieves a note saying that congress won't let them shows this year's Halloween episode because it's so scary, so they insist on showing a black and white film. The film is cut off and Bart appears in radio waves and tells us that he's controlling the programing, but Homer keeps fooling with the radio waves, commenting on how he can see his voice.


The Shinning

In a parody of The Shining, the family gets invited to Mr. Burns' summer cottage to watch after it while he goes away. While outside, Bart starts to annoy Wille and reads his thoughts. Wlle tells him that he has the the shinning and says he should use it to call him if his dad starts to go loopy. Mr. Burns and Smithers cut the cable and take all the beer away, causing Homer to go crazy. He goes to the bar where Moe, as a ghost, tells him he'll give him a beer if he murders his family. Bart calls Wille to help, but Wille gets an axe in the back by Homer. Lisa finds Wille's mini-TV in the snow and Homer's urge to kill lowers.

Time and Punishment

Homer gets his hand jammed in the toster and he breaks it trying to get it off. When Homer fixes it, it becomes a time machine. Homer tavels back to the time of the dinosaurs, but when he kills a mosquito he returns to find Flanders the lord and master of the world. He goes back to the dinosaurs and kills a fish which he returns to Bart and Lisa as giants. He then wipes out all the dinosaurs by sneezing and returns to a perfect family but donuts don't exist (except as "rain"). Homer goes on a rampage and destroys everything and the best future is with the family having snake toungues.

Nightmare Cafiteria

Bart is given detention only to find it full and goes to the cafeteria. There, Jimbo trips up Lunchlady Doris which gives Principal Skinner the idea to cook Jimbo. They then kill Uter and Skinner accidentally tells Bart and Lisa. With nearly all the students in detention Bart, Lisa and Milhouse make a break for it but are cornered by teachers above a giant blender. This is revealed to have been a Bart's nightmare and the family are turned inside out by a gas and start singing.

Quotes

  • Homer: "Wow. I'm the first non-Brazilian person to go back in time."

Mr. Peabody: "Correction, Homer. You're the second."
Sherman: "That's right Mr. Peabody!"
Mr. Peabody: "Quiet you."

Triva

Willie is hit in the back with an axe in all 3 stories.

  • 1. Homer stabs him in the back wiht an axe.
  • 2. Maggie kills him with an axe as well (then repleing 'this is indeed a disturbing universe'.)
  • 3. Seymour Skinner, for trying to stop the children getting eaten by the teachers.


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