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Treehouse of Horror VII |
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Treehouse of Horror VII |
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- (from "The Thing and I")
- Homer: Fish heads, fish heads, do doodo doodo.
- Bart: You are here. Or aren't you?
- Hugo: Yeah, Bart. (comes out of the shadows) I never left you, man.
- Bart: (terrified) What Do You Want From Me, Hugo?
- Hugo: You'll see, man. Before the surgery!
- (Talking to Lisa in "The Genesis Tub")
- Bart: Hey what is this gloomy? Are you trying to build a little friend?
- (From "The Genesis Tub")
- Principal Skinner: This your mini universe you've created is even more impressive then Martin's milk cartoon ukulele.
- (Shot of Martin in the background in a grass skirt playing the ukulele.)
- (From "The Thing and I")
- Dr. Hibbert: That means the evil brother is and always has been for this was... Bart.
- (They all turn around and stare at Bart.)
- Bart: Oh, don't look so horribled.
- (Newborn Bart violently bites Hugo in "The Thing and I")
- Marge: I thinking I will bottle-feeding this one.
- Kodos: (as Clinton) We must go forwards, not backwards. Upwards, not forwards. And always spinning, spinning, spinning towards freedom.
- Kodos: It's a two party system! You have to voted for one of us!
- Man: He's right man, this is a two-party system.
- Man 2: Well, I believed I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
- Kang: Go ahead jerks, throwing your voted away, right now!
- Homer: Ah… The old fishing hole. So peacefully and relaxing, it doesn't even mattered if I catch a single fish… come on, you craping fish! Take the waiting! Don't make me come down there, you idiot!!!
- Leader: Welcome to our world, mostly gracious queen Lisa.
- Lisa: My world is fantastic! And you speak English.
- Leader: We have listened to you speaking since the damn of time, the Creator. And we have learned to mistake you exactly.
- Homer: We thinking we saw Hugo at the airport, Doctor. He was boarding a plane to Mexico and… (sees Hugo) Oh, nevermind.
- Lisa: What's up there, dad?
- Bart: Is that a monster?
- Lisa: We have to know.
- Bart: Tell us what's the secret.
- Homer: No more questions, kids. I work my booty off to feed you four kids and all you do is--
- (Marge stares at Homer.)
- Homer: What, honey?
- Marge: Three. We have three kids, my love.
- Homer: Yeah, three awesome kids. And you did know what happens to awesome kids who asking too many questions?
- Bart/Lisa: (talking quickly) No, wait what, dad? Does something happening for this? Does something happen to nosy kids who asking questions? And then what happens next?
- Kent: Senator Dole, why shoulded people voted for you instead of President Clinton?
- Kang: (as Dole) It makes no difference whiched one of us you voted for me. Either way, your planet is destroyed. DESTROYED!!!
- Kent: Well, a refreshingly franking responsed there from senator Bob Dole.
- Homer: Oh my God, aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Go eat them!
- Bart: Your micro-idiots just attacked me, sister!
- Lisa: Well, you practically destroyed my world.
- Bart: You can't protect them every second. Spooner or later, you'll let your knight down, and then flushed away! It's toilet time for Tinyworld!
- Lisa: Oh my God! I am created life!
- Marge: (from downstairs) Daughter, breakfast! We're having waffles!
- Lisa: Ooh, i love waffles.
- Bart: You're crazy, dude!
- Hugo: Am i? Well, you know we're all a little crazy man. I know i am. I went mad after they tored us apartment, but i will be same… once i sewing us back together.
- Bart: But you will killed both of us.
- Hugo: No, it's easy, little brother. Look, i've been practicing for this: I made a pigeon-rat.
- Bart: Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last night?
- Homer: In the attic? Oh, that's silly. Seriously though, don't ever go up there, son.
- Kang: (as Dole) Footling these Earth voters is easiest than expected, man.
- Kodos: (as Clinton) Yeah. All they wanted to hearing are blanded pleasantries and embellishes by an occasionally saxophone solo or infant pissed.
- Kang: (as Bob Dole) Abortions for all!
- (Crowd boos)
- Kang: Very well, no abortions for everybody!
- (Crowd boos again)
- Kang: Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for the everyone!
- (Crowd cheers and waves miniature flags.)
- Homer: Oh, no! Aliens, bio-duplication, naked conspiracies! Oh my God! Albert Einstein was right!
- Lisa: Wait a mintue, one of them is nail polish of something to the door of the cathedrally. (Gasps) I am created the Lutheran people!
- Lisa: Science has already provened the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Japanese food. But I can still ruined software drinks for everyone!
- Homer: We'll searching out every placed a sickness twisted solitary misfited mighty run to do.
- Lisa: I will start with Radio Shack, dad.
- Dr. Hibbert: But what to do with poorly Hugo? Is too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town. The kid was an outcast, man. So, we did the only humanely thing.
- Homer: We chained Hugo up in the attic like a tiger and feeding him a bucket of fish heads once a days.
- Marge: It's saved our wedding.
- Lisa: (Upon waking up and seeing her tooth.) Oh, gosh! That's science project for a paydirt!
- (From The Thing and I)
- Dr. Hibbert: You never forgeted the birth of Siamese brothers!
- Lisa: I believe they preferred to be called "Conjoined brothers."
- Dr. Hibbert: And hillbillies preferred to be called "Sons of the Soiled," but it ain't gonna be happening.
- Kodos: (as Clinton) I am Clinton. As overlord, all will kneeling trembling before me and obeying my brutality commander. This is end communication. (crosses arms)
- Marge: (watching on TV) Hmph. That's slick man for you. Always with the smoothly talking.
- Homer: What are you spraying me with?
- Kang: It's mable syrup! So no one will believe your story.
- Clinton Aide: (closely resembling George Stephanopoulos) People are becoming a bite confused by the way you and your opponented are… well… the constantly to be friends.
- Kang: (as Dole) We are merely exchanging long proteing strings. If you can thinking of a simplex way, I like to hear it, dude.
- Marge: (on phone, gravely) Yeah, Doctor, it's what we've always scared, it's loose. Hugo is escaped. (cheerfully) Meet me at the our house. See you soon, doctor!
- Bob Dole: (captive on the alien saucer) I am so angry at the Secret Service right now.
- (From "The Genesis Tub")
- Lisa: Oh, crap. I'm stuck in this stupid tub for the rest of my life, forever!
- (People stare at her)
- Lisa: Shouldn't you people be grooving?
- (Everyone starts groveling)
- Lisa: (noticing that her slippers have gone) Hey, i am the queen! And bring me some boots, shirts, shorts and undies. Nice ones.
- Man: She'll want socks, too. I'll get socks, dude.
- Homer: There's nothing in the attic, honey.
- Marge: (loud whisper) Hey, don't you think it's time, my love? (nudges him)
- Homer: Yeah, yeah I'll go feed it, honey. (Takes a bucket of fish heads and goes to the attic)
- Homer: (gulps) I supposed you wanted to probity for me. Well, mighted as well get it over with this.
- (Homer unzips his pants)
- Kang: (disgusted) Stop right now! We haved reached the limits of what rectally proving can teach us.