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- Xena: Must… remove… breast plate!
- (Nerds all take out their cameras)
- Homer: Hey….we just got away with murder! And it was so easy (sees Milhouse in street) you know… I've never liked that little wiener Milhouse (turns to run over, Marge stops him)
- Marge: No more murders!
- Homer: But you got to kill…
- Marge: No!
- Guy: Name, please!
- Homer: Certainly. I'm ... the piano genius from the... movie Shine!
- Guy: Uh huh, and your name is?
- Homer: Uhh, Shiny McShine?
- Homer: Hello?
- Mysterious Voice: I know you're alone!
- Homer: Uh... who is this?
- Mysterious Voice: Is this... Maude Flanders?
- Homer: No it's Homer...
- Moe: Oh! Hey Homer, it's Moe! I must have dialed the wrong number.
- Homer: Hey, Maude! Look, who's helping me clean the chimney! (a vulture flies down and begins picking at Ned's arm, Homer shoos it away)
- Maude: Neddy? (happily) Where have you been?
- Homer: (tries to impersonate Flanders, waves his arm) Hi, Mode! (pause) Diddily! I've been having fun with my pal Homer! (pause) Diddily!
- Maude: Oh, I'm so relieved. Whenever you go on one of your late-night fog walks, I get so worried.
- Homer: (as Ned) Relax, I'm fine! But when I do die, I don't want any autopsies!
- Maude: Well, come on down, you goofy-roofie!
- Homer: (as Ned) Wow, it sure is slippery up here!
- (oven dings in Flanders house)
- Maude: My pies are done! (goes inside)
- (Homer throws out Ned's corpse from the roof)