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:'''Marge''': The House of Pain? I guess this is where you pay the bill. (laughs) Why am I always funny when no one's around? |
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Treehouse of Horror XIII |
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- Marge: The horde is almost dead! There's still some writhing and twitching, but that should stop by morning.
- Homer Clone: Good news.
- Marge: Mmm, [kisses the Homer Clone] One handsome hubby is all I need. [continues kissing the clone, then gasps in shock] No belly button? You're a clone! Then the real Homer...
- Homer Clone: First over cliff.
- Marge: [gasps] My Homie is dead? How will I go on?
- Homer Clone: You like back rubs?
- Marge: Oh well.
- Kent Brockman: Like comedy clubs in the late '80s, these ravenous clones are everywhere. They destroyed every building in town except Moe's Tavern, which is reporting record business.
- Moe: All right, who's paying the tab?
- Homer Clones: LENNY!
- Lenny: Anything for Homers.
- Bonney (to Homer): Play us some pian-ee. (Homer begins playing Für Elise, and then a bullet ricochets) That's piano! I said pian-ee! (Homer plays western-style music.) (to Marge) You! Play the cell-ee! (Marge plays a honky-tonk tune.) (to Bart) You! Sing a song about cattle-russlin'. (to Lisa) And you! Sing one about, uh, robbing banks.
- (The song begins playing)
- Bart (singing): Caps in the field so you sneak up slow, grab 'em by the tail and go man, go.
- Lisa (singing): Break into the bank and snatch that dough...
- Bart and Lisa (singing): Please don't hurt our family.
- (The zombies start shooting at the floor directly under Bart and Lisa)
- Homer: Marge, let me do a solo. This could be my big break!
- Marge: I very much doubt that, Homer. These are horrible ghouls from the past.
- Homer: Hey, so are the Grammy judges. (gets pulled into a room)
- Lisa (to Homer): How do you like being a walrus, Dad?
- Homer: It's great, I haven't been this skinny since high school.
- Marge: The House of Pain? I guess this is where you pay the bill. (laughs) Why am I always funny when no one's around?
Frink:No!Wait a minute now.Guess what,I'm dying,ha,ha……with the basting and the butter balling and the chestnut stuffing in my pupik.
Gobble , Gobble , Gobble . Death.
Ned:Milk Me!