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:'''Lisa''' (to Homer): How do you like being a walrus, Dad?
 
:'''Lisa''' (to Homer): How do you like being a walrus, Dad?
 
:'''Homer''': It's great, I haven't been this skinny since high school.
 
:'''Homer''': It's great, I haven't been this skinny since high school.
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:'''Marge''': The House of Pain? I guess this is where you pay the bill. (laughs) Why am I always funny when no one's around?
 
:'''Marge''': The House of Pain? I guess this is where you pay the bill. (laughs) Why am I always funny when no one's around?
 
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Treehouse of Horror XIII
How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
Marge: The horde is almost dead! There's still some writhing and twitching, but that should stop by morning.
Homer Clone: Good news.
Marge: Mmm, [kisses the Homer Clone] One handsome hubby is all I need. [continues kissing the clone, then gasps in shock] No belly button? You're a clone! Then the real Homer...
Homer Clone: First over cliff.
Marge: [gasps] My Homie is dead? How will I go on?
Homer Clone: You like back rubs?
Marge: Oh well.

Kent Brockman: Like comedy clubs in the late '80s, these ravenous clones are everywhere. They destroyed every building in town except Moe's Tavern, which is reporting record business.

Moe: All right, who's paying the tab?
Homer Clones: LENNY!
Lenny: Anything for Homers.

Bonney (to Homer): Play us some pian-ee. (Homer begins playing Für Elise, and then a bullet ricochets) That's piano! I said pian-ee! (Homer plays western-style music.) (to Marge) You! Play the cell-ee! (Marge plays a honky-tonk tune.) (to Bart) You! Sing a song about cattle-russlin'. (to Lisa) And you! Sing one about, uh, robbing banks.
(The song begins playing)
Bart (singing): Caps in the field so you sneak up slow, grab 'em by the tail and go man, go.
Lisa (singing): Break into the bank and snatch that dough...
Bart and Lisa (singing): Please don't hurt our family.
(The zombies start shooting at the floor directly under Bart and Lisa)
Homer: Marge, let me do a solo. This could be my big break!
Marge: I very much doubt that, Homer. These are horrible ghouls from the past.
Homer: Hey, so are the Grammy judges. (gets pulled into a room)

Lisa (to Homer): How do you like being a walrus, Dad?
Homer: It's great, I haven't been this skinny since high school.

Marge: The House of Pain? I guess this is where you pay the bill. (laughs) Why am I always funny when no one's around?

Season 13 Season 14 Quotes Season 15
Treehouse of Horror XIIIHow I Spent My Strummer VacationBart vs. Lisa vs. the Third GradeLarge MargeHelter ShelterThe Great Louse DetectiveSpecial EdnaThe Dad Who Knew Too LittleThe Strong Arms of the MaPray AnythingBarting OverI'm Spelling as Fast as I CanA Star is Born-AgainMr. Spritz Goes to WashingtonC.E. D'oh'Scuse Me While I Miss the SkyThree Gays of the CondoDude, Where's My Ranch?Old Yeller-BellyBrake My Wife, PleaseThe Bart of WarMoe Baby Blues

 

Frink:No!Wait a minute now.Guess what,I'm dying,ha,ha……with the basting and the butter balling and the chestnut stuffing in my pupik.

Gobble , Gobble , Gobble . Death.

Ned:Milk Me!