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:'''[[Marge]]''': The horde is almost dead! There's still some writhing and twitching, but that should stop by morning. |
:'''[[Marge]]''': The horde is almost dead! There's still some writhing and twitching, but that should stop by morning. |
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:'''Homer Clone''': Good news. |
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:'''Marge''': Oh well. |
:'''Marge''': Oh well. |
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| − | :Kent Brockman: Like comedy clubs in the late '80s, these ravenous clones are everywhere. They destroyed every building in town except Moe's Tavern, which is reporting record business. |
+ | :'''Kent Brockman''': Like comedy clubs in the late '80s, these ravenous clones are everywhere. They destroyed every building in town except Moe's Tavern, which is reporting record business. |
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| − | :Moe: All right, who's paying the tab? |
+ | :'''Moe''': All right, who's paying the tab? |
| − | :Homer Clones: LENNY! |
+ | :'''Homer Clones''': LENNY! |
| − | :Lenny: Anything for Homers. |
+ | :'''Lenny''': Anything for Homers. |
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| − | :Bonney (to Homer) |
+ | :'''Bonney''': (to Homer) Play us some pian-ee. (Homer begins playing Für Elise, and then a bullet ricochets) That's piano! I said pian''-ee!'' (Homer plays western-style music.) (to Marge) You! Play the cell-ee! (Marge plays a honky-tonk tune.) (to Bart) You! Sing a song about cattle-russlin'. (to Lisa) And you! Sing one about, uh, robbing banks. |
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+ | :'''Bart''': (singing) Caps in the field so you sneak up slow, grab 'em by the tail and go man, go. |
| − | :Lisa (singing) |
+ | :'''Lisa''': (singing) ''Break into the bank and snatch that dough...'' |
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+ | :'''Bart''' and '''Lisa''': (singing) ''Please don't hurt our family.'' |
:(The zombies start shooting at the floor directly under Bart and Lisa) |
:(The zombies start shooting at the floor directly under Bart and Lisa) |
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| − | :Homer: Marge, let me do a solo. This could be my big break! |
+ | :'''Homer''': Marge, let me do a solo. This could be my big break! |
| − | :Marge: I very much doubt that, Homer. These are horrible ghouls from the past. |
+ | :'''Marge''': I very much doubt that, Homer. These are horrible ghouls from the past. |
| − | :Homer: Hey, so are the Grammy judges. (gets pulled into a room) |
+ | :'''Homer''': Hey, so are the Grammy judges. (gets pulled into a room) |
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| − | :Lisa (to Homer) |
+ | :'''Lisa''': (to Homer) How do you like being a walrus, Dad? |
| − | :Homer: It's great, I haven't been this skinny since high school. |
+ | :'''Homer''': It's great, I haven't been this skinny since high school. |
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| − | :Marge: The House of Pain? I guess this is where you pay the bill. (laughs) Why am I always funny when no one's around? |
+ | :'''Marge''': The House of Pain? I guess this is where you pay the bill. (laughs) Why am I always funny when no one's around? |
| + | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': Oh... ''I'm'' around. |
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| + | :''(Maggie as an Anteater passes by Homer)'' |
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| + | :'''Homer''': Maggie! ''(Lisa as an owl grabs Maggie)'' Lisa! ''(Homer captures Lisa and set Maggie free)'' |
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| + | :'''Lisa''': We were just playing. |
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| + | :'''Homer''': What game? |
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| + | :'''Lisa''': Let's eat Maggie? |
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| + | :'''Ned''': Milk Me! |
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| + | :'''Frink''': No! Wait a minute now. Guess what, I'm dying ha ha, with the basting and the butter balling and the chestnut stuffing in my pupik. Gobble, Gobble, Gobble. Death. |
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- Marge: The horde is almost dead! There's still some writhing and twitching, but that should stop by morning.
- Homer Clone: Good news.
- Marge: Mmm, [kisses the Homer Clone] One handsome hubby is all I need. [continues kissing the clone, then gasps in shock] No belly button? You're a clone! Then the real Homer...
- Homer Clone: First over cliff.
- Marge: [gasps] My Homie is dead? How will I go on?
- Homer Clone: You like back rubs?
- Marge: Oh well.
- Kent Brockman: Like comedy clubs in the late '80s, these ravenous clones are everywhere. They destroyed every building in town except Moe's Tavern, which is reporting record business.
- Moe: All right, who's paying the tab?
- Homer Clones: LENNY!
- Lenny: Anything for Homers.
- Bonney: (to Homer) Play us some pian-ee. (Homer begins playing Für Elise, and then a bullet ricochets) That's piano! I said pian-ee! (Homer plays western-style music.) (to Marge) You! Play the cell-ee! (Marge plays a honky-tonk tune.) (to Bart) You! Sing a song about cattle-russlin'. (to Lisa) And you! Sing one about, uh, robbing banks.
- (The song begins playing)
- Bart: (singing) Caps in the field so you sneak up slow, grab 'em by the tail and go man, go.
- Lisa: (singing) Break into the bank and snatch that dough...
- Bart and Lisa: (singing) Please don't hurt our family.
- (The zombies start shooting at the floor directly under Bart and Lisa)
- Homer: Marge, let me do a solo. This could be my big break!
- Marge: I very much doubt that, Homer. These are horrible ghouls from the past.
- Homer: Hey, so are the Grammy judges. (gets pulled into a room)
- Lisa: (to Homer) How do you like being a walrus, Dad?
- Homer: It's great, I haven't been this skinny since high school.
- Marge: The House of Pain? I guess this is where you pay the bill. (laughs) Why am I always funny when no one's around?
- Dr. Hibbert: Oh... I'm around.
- (Maggie as an Anteater passes by Homer)
- Homer: Maggie! (Lisa as an owl grabs Maggie) Lisa! (Homer captures Lisa and set Maggie free)
- Lisa: We were just playing.
- Homer: What game?
- Lisa: Let's eat Maggie?
- Ned: Milk Me!
- Frink: No! Wait a minute now. Guess what, I'm dying ha ha, with the basting and the butter balling and the chestnut stuffing in my pupik. Gobble, Gobble, Gobble. Death.